Poor, poor Paris Hilton

Betty · 06-07-2007, 05:24 PM

I was already to complain along with everyone else about them releasing her for medical reasons.

They should have decided on overcrowding instead because as awful as that is, it's pretty believable and everyone sort of goes: well - aint that a shame.

But medical reasons when anyone else would have been sent to a medical and/or psych ward is just b.s.

Then I heard that part of the reason was the ruckus her presence was causing the jail some problems. Prisoners were threatening to call the ACLU because of her special treatment of things like a never ending stream of visitors, 24 hour access to the kitchen (seems a bit farfetched?), brand new clothes, etc... Some were threatening to riot or something.

Then I heard something about a rash - which made me giggle.

But - BREAKING NEWS - she's been called into court tomorrow morning! They said something about holding the sherriff in contempt of court! How exciting! lol

I hate to say it but I just can't look away... and I can't wait to see if she ends up a "drunk skank" as somone said on the radio or somehow gains the respect of the public and comes out on top despite it.

What do you think? Special treatment? Better for everyone for her to serve at home? Are you suddenly looking forward to hearing what happens to her tomorrow? (and it kills me to say it too... I wish I just didn't care.)

Gemini Cricket · 06-07-2007, 05:31 PM

If you're rich, you can get away with stuff like this.
That's the lesson learned from all this.
Bleh.

cirquelover · 06-07-2007, 05:45 PM

It sounds like the judge is unhappy with the sheriff, which is understandable considering .

blueerica · 06-07-2007, 06:25 PM

Honestly, I just don't really care as much as everyone's trying to make me.

From what I understand, in an overcrowded jail situation, like the one where she was at, staph infections are rampant. There is the possibility she had a staph infection. But whatevs...

(OOh, the best/worst joke was "my staff gets an infection when Paris...")

She was looking at 23 days of solitary confinement (that sounds awful to me - no communications for 23 hours of the day, except for her lawyer, or whatever), or the full 45-days in house arrest. I'd go with getting the F out of dodge and taking the longer sentence, too. Wouldn't you, if you had the rash and the cash for it?

JWBear · 06-07-2007, 06:26 PM

"Jail was, like, totally gross and stuff."

mousepod · 06-07-2007, 06:33 PM

Considering that I work in and around the jail system... c'mon. Really.

lashbear · 06-07-2007, 06:38 PM

It was definitely a rash decision.

Prudence · 06-07-2007, 06:44 PM

If Martha Stewart can do her time, why can't Paris?

Capt Jack · 06-07-2007, 07:24 PM

cuz Martha's hardcore. she made her own way. as much as Im not into the Martha thing...she made her own fortune and can swing it like a club when need be. those who fight that hard learn to roll with the punches.

Paris-ite is....something else altogether.

CoasterMatt · 06-07-2007, 07:41 PM

I think it'd be better if she wound up in a service closet with a broken broom handle up her butt.

06-07-2007, 05:24 PM	#1
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Poor, poor Paris Hilton I was already to complain along with everyone else about them releasing her for medical reasons. They should have decided on overcrowding instead because as awful as that is, it's pretty believable and everyone sort of goes: well - aint that a shame. But medical reasons when anyone else would have been sent to a medical and/or psych ward is just b.s. Then I heard that part of the reason was the ruckus her presence was causing the jail some problems. Prisoners were threatening to call the ACLU because of her special treatment of things like a never ending stream of visitors, 24 hour access to the kitchen (seems a bit farfetched?), brand new clothes, etc... Some were threatening to riot or something. Then I heard something about a rash - which made me giggle. But - BREAKING NEWS - she's been called into court tomorrow morning! They said something about holding the sherriff in contempt of court! How exciting! lol I hate to say it but I just can't look away... and I can't wait to see if she ends up a "drunk skank" as somone said on the radio or somehow gains the respect of the public and comes out on top despite it. What do you think? Special treatment? Better for everyone for her to serve at home? Are you suddenly looking forward to hearing what happens to her tomorrow? (and it kills me to say it too... I wish I just didn't care.) __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	If you're rich, you can get away with stuff like this. That's the lesson learned from all this. Bleh.
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cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	It sounds like the judge is unhappy with the sheriff, which is understandable considering .
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06-07-2007, 06:25 PM	#4
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Honestly, I just don't really care as much as everyone's trying to make me. From what I understand, in an overcrowded jail situation, like the one where she was at, staph infections are rampant. There is the possibility she had a staph infection. But whatevs... (OOh, the best/worst joke was "my staff gets an infection when Paris...") She was looking at 23 days of solitary confinement (that sounds awful to me - no communications for 23 hours of the day, except for her lawyer, or whatever), or the full 45-days in house arrest. I'd go with getting the F out of dodge and taking the longer sentence, too. Wouldn't you, if you had the rash and the cash for it? __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	"Jail was, like, totally gross and stuff." __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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06-07-2007, 06:33 PM	#6
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	Considering that I work in and around the jail system... c'mon. Really. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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06-07-2007, 07:24 PM	#9
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	cuz Martha's hardcore. she made her own way. as much as Im not into the Martha thing...she made her own fortune and can swing it like a club when need be. those who fight that hard learn to roll with the punches. Paris-ite is....something else altogether. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I think it'd be better if she wound up in a service closet with a broken broom handle up her butt. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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