Poor, poor Paris Hilton

CoasterMatt · 06-07-2007, 07:41 PM

I think it'd be better if she wound up in a service closet with a broken broom handle up her butt.

RStar · 06-07-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I think it'd be better if she wound up in a service closet with a broken broom handle up her butt.

I think I saw that happen to her in a movie.

Snowflake · 06-08-2007, 07:42 AM

I do not feel the least bit sorry for Paris. She has had, and still has, a life filled with incredible privilege. I don't know why she is famous; I don't care either and pay as little attention to her as is possible.

My feeling is, you do the crime, buddy you do the time. From what I heard while watching the news last night, the judge ruled, she must serve the time in jail. Heck, she was being housed in a special unit, outside the regular population of petty criminals, drug dealers, prostitutes, etc. If Paris really wanted to take the time in jail to review and think about her life, put her in the mixing bowl with everyone else. That for her would be truly traumatic and life changing. But, no, the trump us some whiny ass excuse and move her to home detention, where is the punishment and lesson in that?

We'll see what happens today when she makes her court appearance, but I say haul her butt back to jail for the full term as WB spake before me. If it were me, you can bet I'd be in jail and not in some special unit, they have me in there with the grunts and pity me if I got a blister, tough teabags.

Ouch, my head hurts, I've just spent way too much time and energy thinking about Paris Hilton. Not worth the waste of my brain cells.

AllyOops! · 06-08-2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I think it'd be better if she wound up in a service closet with a broken broom handle up her butt.

Yes, but that's not punishment. That's a typical Saturday night at the Chateau Marmont for her.

Who knew "whore" was a medical condition? Or maybe she got a boo-boo tummy from the prison fishsticks. Either way, her early release works to my advantage- it means I can still purchase my weekly issues of Star, Us, In Touch & Life & Style. With the penis posse in either jail or rehab, I was afraid all of my magazines would be 200 pages of pure Brangelina.

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Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	I do not feel the least bit sorry for Paris. She has had, and still has, a life filled with incredible privilege. I don't know why she is famous; I don't care either and pay as little attention to her as is possible. My feeling is, you do the crime, buddy you do the time. From what I heard while watching the news last night, the judge ruled, she must serve the time in jail. Heck, she was being housed in a special unit, outside the regular population of petty criminals, drug dealers, prostitutes, etc. If Paris really wanted to take the time in jail to review and think about her life, put her in the mixing bowl with everyone else. That for her would be truly traumatic and life changing. But, no, the trump us some whiny ass excuse and move her to home detention, where is the punishment and lesson in that? We'll see what happens today when she makes her court appearance, but I say haul her butt back to jail for the full term as WB spake before me. If it were me, you can bet I'd be in jail and not in some special unit, they have me in there with the grunts and pity me if I got a blister, tough teabags. Ouch, my head hurts, I've just spent way too much time and energy thinking about Paris Hilton. Not worth the waste of my brain cells. __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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