Poor, poor Paris Hilton

[katiesue]

Isn't part of the issue then that they released her for a "medical" condition insted of just saying this is the norm and we generally release non-violent offenders because we don't have the room for them?

[Gemini Cricket]

I blame the parents.
At some point in her life the parents should have said, "Cut the sh!t, dear."

[Snowflake]

Well, for the time being, Paris will now experience a very simple life.
Do the time and learn from the lesson and be responsible for once in your life, you and the world will be better for it.

26 going on 3

"It's not right!" shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she cried out to her mother.

[AllyOops!]

You know, I'm going to receive flack o' plenty, but the picture of Paris weeping in the back seat of the sheriff's cruiser breaks my heart. Crying faces always make me sad.

However, on to more pressing issues. I can't help but wonder what the strip search was like (and now there will be another one!) It has to be some wild adventure spelunking in Paris' vagina. Imagine the finds! The Lost City of Gold..Atlantis..Paris Latsis. We haven't seen him since they broke up, you know. Repelling into a va-jay-jay is definitely worth, like, holiday pay.

[Morrigoon]

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

However, on to more pressing issues. I can't help but wonder what the strip search was like (and now there will be another one!) It has to be some wild adventure spelunking in Paris' vagina.

Wow, um.... I almost wanna un-mojo you for the mental image you just gave me - ick! (okay, not really on the un-mojo, but yes really on the major ick factor)