Poor, poor Paris Hilton

AllyOops! · 06-08-2007, 03:21 PM

You know, I'm going to receive flack o' plenty, but the picture of Paris weeping in the back seat of the sheriff's cruiser breaks my heart. Crying faces always make me sad.

However, on to more pressing issues. I can't help but wonder what the strip search was like (and now there will be another one!) It has to be some wild adventure spelunking in Paris' vagina. Imagine the finds! The Lost City of Gold..Atlantis..Paris Latsis. We haven't seen him since they broke up, you know. Repelling into a va-jay-jay is definitely worth, like, holiday pay.

Morrigoon · 06-08-2007, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

However, on to more pressing issues. I can't help but wonder what the strip search was like (and now there will be another one!) It has to be some wild adventure spelunking in Paris' vagina.

Wow, um.... I almost wanna un-mojo you for the mental image you just gave me - ick! (okay, not really on the un-mojo, but yes really on the major ick factor)

06-08-2007, 03:21 PM	#1
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	You know, I'm going to receive flack o' plenty, but the picture of Paris weeping in the back seat of the sheriff's cruiser breaks my heart. Crying faces always make me sad. However, on to more pressing issues. I can't help but wonder what the strip search was like (and now there will be another one!) It has to be some wild adventure spelunking in Paris' vagina. Imagine the finds! The Lost City of Gold..Atlantis..Paris Latsis. We haven't seen him since they broke up, you know. Repelling into a va-jay-jay is definitely worth, like, holiday pay.
	Submit to Quotes