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CoasterMatt · 06-11-2007, 07:12 PM

I love to eat at Denny's.

Especially in Arcadia.

Kevy Baby · 06-11-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Think about how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of everyone is dumber than that.

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Originally Posted by Alex

The problem is that I don't compare them to the average. I compare them to me.

Would that comparison make the masses look better or worse?

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Seven hours.

Assuming that this held true for another half hour (until 7:30 p.m.), one would need to be in line by 7:30 to be able to ride today (assuming that they adhere to the 2-1/2 hours after park closing thing).

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I love to eat at Denny's.

Especially in Arcadia.

Really? Just how big are her gazongas?

Gemini Cricket · 06-11-2007, 07:40 PM

I'm waiting at work for a PA to deliver a tape that we need tonight.
It won't be here until 8:30pm.
So I wait and wait and wait.
Every food place on the lot is closed.
Me hungry.
I found a bag of Ruffles and ate it. Now everything's greasy.
Tick tick frick tick tick.
Hurry the heck up.
Everyone's gone except me.
Poor me.
Poor Gemini Cricket.
My first paycheck hasn't come yet.
New hire delay.
Lame.
I have $45 dollars to last me until Friday (payday).
Half of that will be for gas.
Talk about running on empty.
My cellphone doesn't get good reception at my desk.
I need to wait outside at 8:30pm to receive the package.
Boring.
I saw a celebrity today.
I bet he's at home right now eating gold plated rotisserie chicken.
Bastard.
I hope he gets gout.

CoasterMatt · 06-11-2007, 07:53 PM

The first person who walked up to me today, while I'm sitting in a Universal Studios Hollywood ticket booth, asked

"Can I buy Universal Studios tickets here?"

Set the tone for a day of laughs

(actually, the people in line behind her did have a good laugh at her expense - saying many of the things that would have gotten me in trouble

)

Capt Jack · 06-11-2007, 08:15 PM

"nope, this is an open air outhouse"

"here's yer sign"

- concept stolen from Bill Engvall

Gemini Cricket · 06-11-2007, 08:35 PM

A movie studio at night is a great setting for a horror movie.
So quiet, so old, very creepy.
I love it.

lindyhop · 06-11-2007, 08:45 PM

This afternoon at work I sent an e-mail trying to get some information about an employee named Derek Smith. I reread it after I sent it and I had actually typed Derek Smalls.

CoasterMatt · 06-11-2007, 08:47 PM

Did it go to 11?

Not Afraid · 06-11-2007, 08:48 PM

Even I get that reference! LOL!

lindyhop · 06-11-2007, 08:50 PM

I'm just wondering if the idiot I was e-mailing in Texas got it. (No, not that idiot.) Probably not.

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06-11-2007, 07:40 PM	#9943
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I'm waiting at work for a PA to deliver a tape that we need tonight. It won't be here until 8:30pm. So I wait and wait and wait. Every food place on the lot is closed. Me hungry. I found a bag of Ruffles and ate it. Now everything's greasy. Tick tick frick tick tick. Hurry the heck up. Everyone's gone except me. Poor me. Poor Gemini Cricket. My first paycheck hasn't come yet. New hire delay. Lame. I have $45 dollars to last me until Friday (payday). Half of that will be for gas. Talk about running on empty. My cellphone doesn't get good reception at my desk. I need to wait outside at 8:30pm to receive the package. Boring. I saw a celebrity today. I bet he's at home right now eating gold plated rotisserie chicken. Bastard. I hope he gets gout.
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06-11-2007, 07:53 PM	#9944
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	The first person who walked up to me today, while I'm sitting in a Universal Studios Hollywood ticket booth, asked "Can I buy Universal Studios tickets here?" Set the tone for a day of laughs (actually, the people in line behind her did have a good laugh at her expense - saying many of the things that would have gotten me in trouble ) __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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06-11-2007, 08:15 PM	#9945
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	"nope, this is an open air outhouse" "here's yer sign" - concept stolen from Bill Engvall __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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06-11-2007, 08:35 PM	#9946
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	A movie studio at night is a great setting for a horror movie. So quiet, so old, very creepy. I love it.
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06-11-2007, 08:45 PM	#9947
lindyhop Swing Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 997	This afternoon at work I sent an e-mail trying to get some information about an employee named Derek Smith. I reread it after I sent it and I had actually typed Derek Smalls. __________________ Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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06-11-2007, 08:47 PM	#9948
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Did it go to 11? __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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06-11-2007, 08:48 PM	#9949
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Even I get that reference! LOL!
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06-11-2007, 08:50 PM	#9950
lindyhop Swing Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 997	I'm just wondering if the idiot I was e-mailing in Texas got it. (No, not that idiot.) Probably not. __________________ Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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