Breaking NEWS Martha to be released

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

The picture above, however, shows her standing next to a horse.

Maybe they goofed and put in an old photo of Melissa and Joan Rivers?

I know that Martha is one of those people that we love to hate -- but I don't think anyone (except the State of New York) wanted her to ACTUALLY head to jail. Dare I say, however, that jail was in some ways a positive experience for her? I'm glad she survived the whole ordeal and is almost done putting it behind her.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

Dare I say, however, that jail was in some ways a positive experience for her? I'm glad she survived the whole ordeal and is almost done putting it behind her.

At least, that's how her publicist has spun it.

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

At least, that's how her publicist has spun it.

Or how her bank accounts have spun it. Or is everyone lying and Martha is actually this emotionally broken, penniless woman, getting out of jail thinner because they starved her and with a free book deal because her lawyers can't get her out of a terrible contract and a television show on the FOX network actually entitled "America's Lousiest Home Furnishings"?

I'm not sure it's spin, honestly. The woman might not be as hunky-dory as her publicist would have her belive but she's doing better than anyone I know.