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Gemini Cricket · 03-06-2005, 01:03 PM

One of my favorite quotes. Bette Davis upon hearing the news of Joan Crawford's death:

"My mother always said that it was polite to say something good about the dead. Joan Crawford: She's dead. Good."

wendybeth · 03-06-2005, 01:41 PM

"I rant, therefore I am."
Dennis Miller

lizziebith · 03-06-2005, 02:41 PM

"Many painters are afraid of the blank canvas, but the blank canvas is afraid of the real passionate painter who dares." - Vincent Van Gogh

Claire · 03-06-2005, 02:51 PM

All Tobias Funke's:

Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish... coun.. try-music-loving lady. Hello, Maeby

Ah... the clumsy adolescent. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. (Long pause.) Like a cat.

Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking.

Well, you certainly didn’t help my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff. But we’ll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial.

Well, I won’t know officially until 8:01. But I figured if I blue myself early, I’d be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation.

Nice to be back in a queen.

sleepyjeff · 03-06-2005, 09:42 PM

"There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are."

---Frederick L Collins

03-06-2005, 01:03 PM	#1
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	One of my favorite quotes. Bette Davis upon hearing the news of Joan Crawford's death: "My mother always said that it was polite to say something good about the dead. Joan Crawford: She's dead. Good."
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	"I rant, therefore I am." Dennis Miller __________________
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lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	"Many painters are afraid of the blank canvas, but the blank canvas is afraid of the real passionate painter who dares." - Vincent Van Gogh __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	All Tobias Funke's: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. ...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time. Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish... coun.. try-music-loving lady. Hello, Maeby Ah... the clumsy adolescent. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. (Long pause.) Like a cat. Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking. Well, you certainly didn’t help my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff. But we’ll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial. Well, I won’t know officially until 8:01. But I figured if I blue myself early, I’d be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation. Nice to be back in a queen. __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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sleepyjeff Go Hawks Go! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parkrose Posts: 2,632	"There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are." ---Frederick L Collins
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