Quote-A-Thon - Page 31

Claire · 03-06-2005, 02:51 PM

All Tobias Funke's:

Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish... coun.. try-music-loving lady. Hello, Maeby

Ah... the clumsy adolescent. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. (Long pause.) Like a cat.

Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking.

Well, you certainly didn’t help my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff. But we’ll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial.

Well, I won’t know officially until 8:01. But I figured if I blue myself early, I’d be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation.

Nice to be back in a queen.

sleepyjeff · 03-06-2005, 09:42 PM

"There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are."

---Frederick L Collins

€uroMeinke · 03-06-2005, 09:59 PM

Inaction may be the highest form of action.

- Jerry Brown

Motorboat Cruiser · 03-06-2005, 10:35 PM

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

Voltaire

wendybeth · 03-07-2005, 12:02 AM

"True friends stab you in the front".
Oscar Wilde

Betty · 03-07-2005, 11:47 AM

How did I miss this thread for so long? OMG! Quotes are totally my thing. But I'll hold back and give you one ( or there abouts) a day...

"He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak."

-Michel de Montaigne

"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'"

-Sydney Harris

Ghoulish Delight · 03-07-2005, 12:21 PM

"Not no. Yes."
-Kid Notorious

mousepod · 03-07-2005, 12:33 PM

"I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat."
Djuna Chappell Barnes (1892-1982)

Gemini Cricket · 03-07-2005, 12:38 PM

"Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men." ~ Bette Davis as Margo Channing in 'All About Eve'.

MerryPrankster · 03-07-2005, 01:35 PM

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will not forget how you made them feel."

-- Maya Angelou

03-06-2005, 02:51 PM	#301
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	All Tobias Funke's: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. ...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time. Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish... coun.. try-music-loving lady. Hello, Maeby Ah... the clumsy adolescent. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. (Long pause.) Like a cat. Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking. Well, you certainly didn’t help my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff. But we’ll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial. Well, I won’t know officially until 8:01. But I figured if I blue myself early, I’d be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation. Nice to be back in a queen. __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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03-06-2005, 09:42 PM	#302
sleepyjeff Go Hawks Go! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parkrose Posts: 2,632	"There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are." ---Frederick L Collins
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03-06-2005, 09:59 PM	#303
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Inaction may be the highest form of action. - Jerry Brown __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-06-2005, 10:35 PM	#304
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire
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03-07-2005, 12:02 AM	#305
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	"True friends stab you in the front". Oscar Wilde __________________
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03-07-2005, 11:47 AM	#306
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	How did I miss this thread for so long? OMG! Quotes are totally my thing. But I'll hold back and give you one ( or there abouts) a day... "He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak." -Michel de Montaigne "When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" -Sydney Harris
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03-07-2005, 12:21 PM	#307
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	"Not no. Yes." -Kid Notorious __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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03-07-2005, 12:33 PM	#308
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	"I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat." Djuna Chappell Barnes (1892-1982) __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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03-07-2005, 12:38 PM	#309
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	"Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men." ~ Bette Davis as Margo Channing in 'All About Eve'.
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03-07-2005, 01:35 PM	#310
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will not forget how you made them feel." -- Maya Angelou __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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