Because there aren't enough HP threads (Non Spoiler - just news)

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

OMG totally good idea. Everyone knows here at LoT we are all about the cliques I say we bust out the Sorting Hat to see which clique you belong to:

Fezzerin
Nephindor
Homoclaw
Pu$$ypuff

Let the sorting... begin!

Sorting Hat: Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?
Kevin: Not Homoclaw. Not Homoclaw.

Originally Posted by AllyOops!

Ooh! And let's rename the Board! We will, from this point on, refer to ourselves as "Harry LoTters".

With all of the beards being shaved lately, I am not sure this name would still be appropriate.