Fuzzy Paws of Death

Gemini Cricket · 07-25-2007, 07:03 PM

If they killed the cat, would they all live forever?

Alex · 07-25-2007, 07:10 PM

I'd hate to be the first family to get the "hurry, your dad is dying" call, rush the family there, dad doesn't die, and then you're told that the only reason anybody thought he would is that the cat had settled in for an nap.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-25-2007, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

If they killed the cat, would they all live forever?

*envisions an elderly lady taking aim with her bedpan*

Tref · 07-26-2007, 01:31 AM

Is the cat collecting their souls? And can he save us?

3894 · 07-26-2007, 01:48 AM

I believe it.

My cat Sally is a nurse cat. When one of us humans in the house is sick, she goes on duty. She will stay by the sickie's side night and day, following that person to the bathroom and back to bed, to the kitchen and back to bed, to the tv and back to bed. It is not subtle. It is a cat closely monitoring the movements of a sick human, staying very close, always resting a paw on the sickie's shoulder or hand.

Why she does this is up for debate. It's only when someone is sick. She's an arthritic old thing and otherwise can't be bothered to disturb herself much, except to kill the odd litter of baby bunnies in the garden.

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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I'd hate to be the first family to get the "hurry, your dad is dying" call, rush the family there, dad doesn't die, and then you're told that the only reason anybody thought he would is that the cat had settled in for an nap.
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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	I believe it. My cat Sally is a nurse cat. When one of us humans in the house is sick, she goes on duty. She will stay by the sickie's side night and day, following that person to the bathroom and back to bed, to the kitchen and back to bed, to the tv and back to bed. It is not subtle. It is a cat closely monitoring the movements of a sick human, staying very close, always resting a paw on the sickie's shoulder or hand. Why she does this is up for debate. It's only when someone is sick. She's an arthritic old thing and otherwise can't be bothered to disturb herself much, except to kill the odd litter of baby bunnies in the garden. Last edited by 3894 : 07-26-2007 at 01:54 AM.
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