What's for Dinner?

[JWBear]

Signs you are Gay . . . .

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, craw fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or breasts. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk... Sorry, gay. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is, or you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're
hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the bitch in the passenger seat.

8. If you enjoy romantic! comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion).

[Ghoulish Delight]

It's nice to feel wanted, but sorry boys, I still loves me the vagina.

I just also happen to love food.

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Each package is 17.6 oz (already cooked). And, these are the French lentils that are not split. Lentils du puy would be fine - although they are green and not brown as these are. But, they are small and whole.

Thank you !!! So, 1 Kg total cooked weight of whole lentils. Check.

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

It's nice to feel wanted, but sorry boys, I still loves me the vagina.

How many oz ? Cooked or uncooked ? do you have to pound it first to tenderise it ?

Oops, I quoted the wrong post. My bad.

[Not Afraid]

So, I made e new salad tonight that has potential but just isn't quite there yet. It needs some tweaking.

Ingredients:

Shredded rotisserie chicken
Granny Smith Spples
Red Grapes
Toasted almonds
Japanese cucumber
Green onions
Mushrooms
Sliced Fennel


Dressing was:
Plain yogurt
lemon juice
mint
a touch of vinegar and oil
fresh garlic

I think there was just too much chicken and not enough crunchies and the dressing could've been a bit better. Any suggestions?

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Any suggestions?

Yes. Get thee to my home and make me some, please? Sounds delish!

My dinner was a hot dog from Costco after I finished shopping, and let me tell you- it was literally the hot doggity! How have I never had one? It was so yummy that I'm almost 100% sure that it was rectum-free (I'm convinced all hot dogs are made from hog and other random anuses.) It still doesn't stop me from loving them. I loves me the weener!

[€uroMeinke]

Not Afraid nixed my idea of "Wagon Ho Franks"

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Not Afraid nixed my idea of "Wagon Ho Franks"

Please do share.

[Prudence]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I think there was just too much chicken and not enough crunchies and the dressing could've been a bit better. Any suggestions?

Add dried wonton strips and swap the mint for something like tarragon? Mint can be pretty overpowering.

[MouseWife]

In reading this thread, I am amused to see how some people are taking it seriously and actually talking about food.

The other talk is really funny, though.

Oh, something we've been putting in salads {although I don't know how it would go in yours...} is cilantro. My sis in law used it from her garden while we were visiting and it really added a nice taste. Might that it was fresh? She also used frozen berries from her garden in the champagne, too.

Okay, why did I go into this thread? I am hungry now. I'm going to bed.

[CoasterMatt]

I dreamt that I ate a huge tray of White Castle sliders, then rode the Coney Island Cyclone 85 times, and when I woke up, there was a White Castle box next to me...