"Mmmm... forbidden donut." - Page 3

Gemini Cricket · 07-26-2007, 07:53 AM

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-26-2007, 08:34 AM

"You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"

Street Vendor: Klau Kalash!
Homer: I'll take one bowl
Vendor: No bowl. Stick.
Homer: That's just awful...[licking stick clean] now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice
Homer: Eeeew, yech, aagh...I'll take a crab juice.

"Don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teet."

Ghoulish Delight · 07-26-2007, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Where's the 'Any' key?

OKay, it's bugging me...

Which one's the 'any' key?

Man, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oops, no time for that now, the computer's starting up!"

Gemini Cricket · 07-26-2007, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

OKay, it's bugging me...

Which one's the 'any' key?

Where's my Tab?

Gemini Cricket · 07-26-2007, 09:05 AM

Optometrist: "... and Yoko Ono."
Homer: "Ew, she ruined the Plastic Ono Band."

NickO'Time · 07-26-2007, 09:08 AM

Mr Burns : "Oh, 'MeltDown', It's one of those annoying 'buzzwords'. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-26-2007, 09:10 AM

Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The "B" is for bargain!

Lisa (reading a flyer): Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

NickO'Time · 07-26-2007, 09:12 AM

Everybody makes mistakes. Thats why they put erasers on Pencils.- Carl Carlson

NickO'Time · 07-26-2007, 09:16 AM

There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated self esteem.-Barney

Gemini Cricket · 07-26-2007, 09:22 AM

Lindsey Nagel: Lisa, Bart's got something you can't learn in school. Zazz!
Lisa: What is 'zazz'?
Lindsey Nagel: Zing! Zork! Kapowza! Call it what you want, in any language it spells mazuma in the bank!
Lisa: 'Zork'? What is 'zork'?
Lindsey Nagel: I didn't say 'zork'.

07-26-2007, 07:53 AM	#21
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
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07-26-2007, 08:34 AM	#22
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	"You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!" Street Vendor: Klau Kalash! Homer: I'll take one bowl Vendor: No bowl. Stick. Homer: That's just awful...[licking stick clean] now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth? Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice Homer: Eeeew, yech, aagh...I'll take a crab juice. "Don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teet." __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ Last edited by Ghoulish Delight : 07-26-2007 at 08:56 AM.
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07-26-2007, 09:05 AM	#25
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Optometrist: "... and Yoko Ono." Homer: "Ew, she ruined the Plastic Ono Band."
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07-26-2007, 09:08 AM	#26
NickO'Time Missed it by that much.. Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 678	Mr Burns : "Oh, 'MeltDown', It's one of those annoying 'buzzwords'. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus. __________________ Yeah, right.
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07-26-2007, 09:10 AM	#27
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The "B" is for bargain! Lisa (reading a flyer): Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB Bart: What's that extra B for? Homer: That's a typo. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-26-2007, 09:12 AM	#28
NickO'Time Missed it by that much.. Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 678	Everybody makes mistakes. Thats why they put erasers on Pencils.- Carl Carlson __________________ Yeah, right.
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07-26-2007, 09:16 AM	#29
NickO'Time Missed it by that much.. Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 678	There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated self esteem.-Barney __________________ Yeah, right.
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07-26-2007, 09:22 AM	#30
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	(One of my favorites and I can't explain why...) Lindsey Nagel: Lisa, Bart's got something you can't learn in school. Zazz! Lisa: What is 'zazz'? Lindsey Nagel: Zing! Zork! Kapowza! Call it what you want, in any language it spells mazuma in the bank! Lisa: 'Zork'? What is 'zork'? Lindsey Nagel: I didn't say 'zork'.
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