"Mmmm... forbidden donut."

Gemini Cricket · 07-26-2007, 02:36 PM

Disco Stu doesn't advertise.

AllyOops! · 07-26-2007, 02:57 PM

*Lenny & Marge: "Dental plan..Lisa needs braces! Dental plan..Lisa needs braces!"

*Bart (clutching his tummy, pretending to be too sick to take a test): "Ooh! My ovaries!"

*Bart: "Jesus wore sandals!"
Homer: "Yeah, well maybe if he had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him".

AllyOops! · 07-26-2007, 03:05 PM

*Lenny Leonard: "What? You've never seen a naked chick standing on a clam shell?"

*Mr. Burns: "Look at him standing on his hind legs! Just like Rory Calhoun."

*Homer (to Grady & Julio, his temporary roommates): "You guys don't have a gay time machine, do you?"
*Julio: "Yes, it's called Grady's shoe closet!"
*Grady: "Um, Julio? Ouch.

*Homer:"Margarita? That's mexican for Marge! I'll take that as a sign!" (as he gulps the entire pitcher)

AllyOops! · 07-26-2007, 03:13 PM

Homer: "And if we have time, we'll address my drinking. But we won't have any time".

Comic Book Guy to Agnes Skinner: "Oh, excuse me Oldie Hawn"

and one of my favorites..

Homer: "I promise to give up all rum-based drinks- except mojitos and rum & coke."

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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Lenny & Marge: "Dental plan..Lisa needs braces! Dental plan..Lisa needs braces!" Bart (clutching his tummy, pretending to be too sick to take a test): "Ooh! My ovaries!" *Bart: "Jesus wore sandals!" Homer: "Yeah, well maybe if he had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him". Last edited by AllyOops! : 07-26-2007 at 03:06 PM.
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07-26-2007, 03:05 PM	#3
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Lenny Leonard: "What? You've never seen a naked chick standing on a clam shell?" Mr. Burns: "Look at him standing on his hind legs! Just like Rory Calhoun." Homer (to Grady & Julio, his temporary roommates): "You guys don't have a gay time machine, do you?" Julio: "Yes, it's called Grady's shoe closet!" Grady: "Um, Julio? Ouch. Homer:"Margarita? That's mexican for Marge! I'll take that as a sign!" (as he gulps the entire pitcher)
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07-26-2007, 03:13 PM	#4
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Homer: "And if we have time, we'll address my drinking. But we won't have any time". Comic Book Guy to Agnes Skinner: "Oh, excuse me Oldie Hawn" and one of my favorites.. Homer: "I promise to give up all rum-based drinks- except mojitos and rum & coke."
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