Happy Birthday, Gemini Cricket!

Claire · 03-10-2005, 08:19 AM

Birthday Haikus For You

Foolish Dave Matthews
Knows not what he does not have
If so, he'd love you.

Brad in a nutshell
Hotness of Jake Gyllenhaal
Dave Sedaris' wit

Happy Birthday, sweetie! I hope you have the best day! In honor of your special day, I'm going to shoot my bra at Simon LeBon tonight, with your phone number written on it. That's how much I adore you.

Love,
Claire

MickeyLumbo · 03-10-2005, 08:41 AM

In honor
of your
birthday,
I'm gonna shoot my boxers
at
Ricky Martin
with
MY phone number on them.

have a great birthday!

SacTown Chronic · 03-10-2005, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

In honor
of your
birthday,
I'm gonna shoot my boxers
at
Ricky Martin
with
MY phone number on them.

Let's hope they don't stick this time.

03-10-2005, 08:19 AM	#1
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	Birthday Haikus For You Foolish Dave Matthews Knows not what he does not have If so, he'd love you. Brad in a nutshell Hotness of Jake Gyllenhaal Dave Sedaris' wit Happy Birthday, sweetie! I hope you have the best day! In honor of your special day, I'm going to shoot my bra at Simon LeBon tonight, with your phone number written on it. That's how much I adore you. Love, Claire __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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03-10-2005, 08:41 AM	#2
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	In honor of your birthday, I'm gonna shoot my boxers at Ricky Martin with MY phone number on them. have a great birthday! __________________
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