We have/had a new president today!

[JWBear]

I just love Mark Morford!

"I never ever in a million years thought I'd say this, but oh my God am I grateful that Bush got back into the president's seat almost immediately," sighed much of the nation, collectively, as it slammed another triple vodka and waited for the residual nausea to pass. "I mean, he's by far the worst president the United States has ever known and he's done more to set this nation back and embarrass us and create more terrorism and repress science and women and love and hope for all mankind everywhere. But oh my God, he's still no Dick Cheney. That guy makes baby unicorns bleed."