"Mmmm... forbidden donut."

Gemini Cricket · 07-30-2007, 08:04 AM

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember...
[thinks]
Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

AllyOops! · 07-30-2007, 08:29 AM

Homer: "Stupid Flanders & his misleading silhouette!"

Gemini Cricket · 07-30-2007, 08:32 AM

Don Brodka: I'm calling your parents! Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. (Hangs up) They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.

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Don Brodka: Hey, kid: one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?.... Well, do you understand?
Bart: Everything except "capisce".

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Marge: That's crazy Bart's not a shoplifter, he's just a little boy.
Brodka: Oh sure, now he's a little boy stealing little toys but someday he will be a grown man stealing stadiums and-and quarries.

07-30-2007, 08:04 AM	#1
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand." Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember... [thinks] Homer: Matthew... 21:17. Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?" Homer: Yeah. Think about it.
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07-30-2007, 08:29 AM	#2
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Homer: "Stupid Flanders & his misleading silhouette!"
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07-30-2007, 08:32 AM	#3
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	More from my favorite one time characters Don Brodka: Don Brodka: I'm calling your parents! Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. (Hangs up) They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right. ------------------------------- Don Brodka: Hey, kid: one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?.... Well, do you understand? Bart: Everything except "capisce". ------------------------------- Marge: That's crazy Bart's not a shoplifter, he's just a little boy. Brodka: Oh sure, now he's a little boy stealing little toys but someday he will be a grown man stealing stadiums and-and quarries.
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