Pop at the Ugly Dog Show in San Diego

[SacTown Chronic]

Guy walks into a bar with his dog.

"Get that mutt outta here", yells the bartender.

"Sir", the man replies, "I assure you that he is no ordinary dog. If he can show you something amazing, will you let him stay?"

"Okay, but this better be good"

"Here we go", says the dog owner, "my Chunks can answer any question that is put to him"

So the man proceeds to demonstrate just how wonderful Chunks is.

"Chunks, tell the bartender what is on top of his wonderful establishment."

"Rrroof!" barks Chunks.

The bartender rolls his eyes "Give me a break, pal. I'll let your dog have one more chance to impress me then I'm throwing the both of you outta here."

"No problem. Chunks, who was the greatest New York Yankee of all time?"

"Rrruth!" says Chunks.

Of course the bartender snaps and throws both man and beast out on their asses.

Confused, Chunks looks at his master and asks, "Is the answer DiMaggio?"

[Tref]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

My dog knows baseball. I took him to a trivia challenge last year. The judge asked him who was the greatest baseball player of all time.

"Rrruth!" said my dog.

We were summarily thrown out.

Shamed, the two of us drove home in silence.

Finally my dog turned to me and said, "Was the answer, Dimaggio?

Cut out the first nine lines and re-arrange the rest and you have something you there. I like it.