Trapped On A Desert Island..

[Capt Jack]

it is your last day before you're executed

One "free item" - A condom. Who knows where Ms. MacPherson has been?

uh..youre to be executed. do you really care where shes been?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

uh..youre to be executed. do you really care where shes been?

Would you want to spend your last minutes scratching?

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Would you want to spend your last minutes scratching?

That was my thinking.

Going out with a cry of "it burns! Oh my god does it burn!" sounds humiliating.

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Would you want to spend your last minutes scratching?

if Im truly to be whacked shortly thereafter? yes, I would. beats thinking bout the oncoming (bullet? electricity? guillotine?) at least I could focus on how I got that itch

[Alex]

Well then, on your list you can leave off the condom. Plus that bitch probably lied about being on the pill and I don't need no kids whining about their absentee father.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Originally Posted by Alex

Plus that bitch probably lied about being on the pill and I don't need no kids whining about their absentee father.

This is, to me, the funniest thing you've ever said.

One meal
Inn of the Seventh Ray brunch buffet

One dessert
Sprinkles Cupcakes
(By the way, I think that Sprinkles should start sending LoT a box of cupcakes every time we mention them. We're just as good as The Soup.)

One snack food
This has been one of the hardest ones for me to answer. I don't generally have one consistent snack food. Sometimes I'll eat pretzels if Tom has them (I don't actually like them.) I enjoy chips and guac but not enough to deem them my desert island food. Perhaps cheese. Yeah, cheese and crackers. Can I say cheese and crackers and fruit?

One kind of drink
If I brought Arnold Palmers, would I be able to separate them out and sometimes have tea and sometimes have lemonade? Because if it were just Arnold Palmers, then I'd have to say screw Arnold Palmers, I want Pom white iced tea with peach to be my only beverage.

One CD
A very long mixed one. One album wouldn't work for me. But the mixed one would include a little Gorillaz, a little Three Blind Mice, a little IZ, a little Ditty Bops, a little Harmour Love and "A Little Priest."

One DVD
Is this one disk, or one DVD box? Because if it's one DVD box, I'm bringing the sixth season of The Simpsons, and if it's one DVD, I'm bringing Harold and Maude.

One book
The Artist's Way. Yeah, I'm a lit fan and I'm bringing a self-help book. So what?

One magazine or newspaper subscription
Real Simple. It really calms me down.

One person
Tom. Wait, is Tom a celebrity? He has a hefty imdb entry. If Tom's a celebrity, I'm bringing Audra as my "person."

One celebrity
If Tom doesn't count (then, sorry Audra!) Tom will be my one person and JK Rowling would be my celebrity. And she'd tell us stories.

One "free item"
If Tom doesn't count as my celebrity, then Audra will be my "free item" because I couldn't hang out with JKR without her. Wait. Tom and Audra and JKR? Who cares about free items or the questionable celebrity status of my husband, we'll just go with those three.