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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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Nueve
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Yeah! Who the hell wants corn cobs on their lawn!
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Sputnik Sweetheart
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Shagilicious Disneyland!!
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I used to get really pissy in our old neighborhood. There was one piece of property that never got mowed.....the weeds got so high that they met with the lowest branches of the tree on their corner and you literally could not see around the mess to pull out into traffic! The guy who owned it would come by and weed-whack it every once in a while. The same bozo started a fire on the sidewalk to get rid of extra wood and cardboard from his property! I about had a heart attack!
![]() I called the city I don't know how many times! The guy had inherited a few properties around town and all were foreclosed for non-payment of taxes and because he owed so many fees and fines for not taking care of them. The guy was clearly mentally ill--I felt bad for him, but not that bad. And when the city was building a sub-pump station near our house, the construction company used to park a running 18-wheeling in front of our house from 6-7 a.m. It literally SHOOK the house. It was awful. Cassidy was a newborn, we were all sleep-deprived and I was in constant communication with the city about the problems--of course, the city offices didn't open until 8 every morning. Ugh. I wish there was an easy answer, Lisa!
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me. |
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I Floop the Pig
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Just sick Scoundrel on him next time.
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Scoundrel, the attack cat! He's a watch dog, why not?
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thankfully grateful
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NA, my love, while i understand why you would feel guilty, please know that you have the right to protect your selves and your property. while i think having an Astro Blaster laser gun zap each litter bug in the azz would be fun, that could lead to trouble. a solution that may leave you trouble AND guilt free is water. turn on the sprinklers and you may find the mobile 7-11 and it's customers vanish faster than an amorous spider following love making with a Black Widow.
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thankfully grateful
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which begs the question, in what areas is your man handy
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the myth of the dream
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Kicking up my heels!
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You know - for our sprinklers - fixing them is a matter of unscrewing the broken on and screwing a new one in. Maybe yours is easy too?
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