Miss Teen South Carolina: What the HELL are you talking baout?

Prudence · 08-25-2007, 10:39 PM

And where the heck did South Africa come into the picture?

wendybeth · 08-26-2007, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

And where the heck did South Africa come into the picture?

Probably Oprah.

This chick defines 'vacuous'.

That reminds me:

A blond goes into a library, walks up to the front desk and says "I'd like a cheeseburger, large fry and medium diet Coke".

The librarian leans forward and gently informs her "This is a library, dear"

The blond replies "Oh, I'm sorry!" Then, she leans in close to the librarian and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, large fry........"

RStar · 08-26-2007, 12:53 AM

Hey! I'm blond!!!

And I'm still waiting for my order.....

Kinda makes you wonder, the ones with the looks AND would join that type of lifestyle of pagentry...well let's just say they can be the stereotypes at times. Not to say there aren't exceptions, I'm sure there are. But golly gee, this one fits the bill!

And I'd still like to see world peace, BTW.

Strangler Lewis · 08-26-2007, 07:59 AM

What's wrong with that answer? This was the Miss Sh**-for-brains pageant, wasn't it?

Back in 1991, one of my law school friends, a burnt out violinist, was going out with a Curtis Institute trained opera singer. On a whim, she entered Miss Chicago and won. On to Miss Illinois, where she won. On to Miss America, where her "issue" was AIDS, and she was the National Enquirer pick to win (and they're hardly ever wrong). She did not win. The rather limited Miss Hawaii won. Her "issue," apparently, was the Donald. My friend, who attended, said that Donald was seen giving the thumbs up sign to the judges. The next year, Miss Florida, whose issue was AIDS, won.

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