Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Resigns (At Last)

Tref · 08-27-2007, 01:23 PM

Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales returned to his office to-day after apparently forgetting that he had resigned at a press conference only minutes before. "I don't recall resigning,” said a confused Gonzales. According to witnesses, Gonzales was surprised to find Solicitor General Paul Clement occupying his former office. After aides explained that he had, only moments before, resigned from the position of Attorney General, Gonzales reportedly replied, "I was Attorney General? Whoa!"

08-27-2007, 01:23 PM	#1
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	BREAKING NEWS! Gonzales Claims Not To Recall Resigning. Returns To Office Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales returned to his office to-day after apparently forgetting that he had resigned at a press conference only minutes before. "I don't recall resigning,” said a confused Gonzales. According to witnesses, Gonzales was surprised to find Solicitor General Paul Clement occupying his former office. After aides explained that he had, only moments before, resigned from the position of Attorney General, Gonzales reportedly replied, "I was Attorney General? Whoa!" __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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