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Mousey Girl · 09-05-2007, 06:41 AM

Dear bottle of X19...Bite me.

Signed,
Thanks for stating the obvious.

Moonliner · 09-05-2007, 06:53 AM

Dear Females:

OK, I get it. You like to speak in code. "Where would you like to go to dinner?", I ask. "Oh I don't care" , you reply. Meaning of course you want to go anywhere but where I want to go (ie the Hungry Heifer). It's genetic with you lot and it's not going to change. I can live with that.

But why can't you seem to understand that we do not speak in code? "Hey babe, I'm going to bed early tonight" means "I'm tired and I'm going to bed early tonight". When you ask my opinion between Ivory, Off white and eggshell my reply of "I don't care, pick the one you like" it means "pick the one you like". It is NOT code for "I need more choices to select from".

Ponine · 09-05-2007, 09:24 AM

Dear Traci;
Did you ever notice that I in fact posted pictures of YOUR dogs?
I was very sad that you did not see them before you logged off that day.

Dear Moonliner,
Sometimes, men DO speak in code. Honey, I think we should go to bed early tonight, can very often mean, Honey, I dont want to watch tv today, I would very much like to go to bed early and practice the horizontal tango with you.

Sincerly,
Ponine

Kevy Baby · 09-05-2007, 10:06 AM

Dear Everyone

Hi

Kevin

Ponine · 09-05-2007, 11:01 AM

Dear HR supervisor and his lackey,
If I have the information that tells me, steps A and B must be done before an employee reports to the site,
and the site calls me and says, Hey, Teresa is here, and she has no ID #, to me that means, steps A and B are not done.
When I tell you, Teresa is at work, but all the steps are not done, DO NOT take it upon yourselves to tell me that it is not my business. Either the steps are done, or she is not cleared to be around children. Plain and simple.
YES, it is my business. The site called ME.

You are not exempt from the system, and I know that you are not.
You cannot change the rules to your whim and fancy, neither can I.
FIX IT, dont tell me to not worry about it.
Signed, VERY frustrated in payroll.

JWBear · 09-05-2007, 11:08 AM

Dear Mooliner,

That is one of the advantages to being gay...

Morrigoon · 09-05-2007, 11:57 AM

Dear author of Violent Acres,

I particularly loved your recent piece on the dangers of out-of-control children. Reminded me of my days working Indy, it really did. Well, except the part about the waitress getting 57 stitches. That really sucks.

Keep writing!

Morrigoon

Moonliner · 09-05-2007, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ponine

Dear Traci;

Dear Moonliner,
Sometimes, men DO speak in code. Honey, I think we should go to bed early tonight, can very often mean, Honey, I dont want to watch tv today, I would very much like to go to bed early and practice the horizontal tango with you.

Sincerly,
Ponine

Yeah, but in that case the answer is always no anyway.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by JWBear

Dear Mooliner,

That is one of the advantages to being gay...

Could be the best argument yet for that point of view....

BarTopDancer · 09-05-2007, 12:50 PM

Dear co-worker,

I respect your desire to eat 2 frozen meals at lunch time. I really do. But it is super duper rude to put one in the microwave and then put the other one in right after that - especially when there is a line and they take 7 minutes each to cook. Now, you may be able to eat a meal in 7 minutes but please, let the rest of us have a shot of the microwave too.

Thank you,

Your office.

Ponine · 09-05-2007, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Yeah, but in that case the answer is always no anyway.....

Dear Moonliner,
Please inform the men on the west coast that answering no is in fact an option.

~me

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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Dear Females: OK, I get it. You like to speak in code. "Where would you like to go to dinner?", I ask. "Oh I don't care" , you reply. Meaning of course you want to go anywhere but where I want to go (ie the Hungry Heifer). It's genetic with you lot and it's not going to change. I can live with that. But why can't you seem to understand that we do not speak in code? "Hey babe, I'm going to bed early tonight" means "I'm tired and I'm going to bed early tonight". When you ask my opinion between Ivory, Off white and eggshell my reply of "I don't care, pick the one you like" it means "pick the one you like". It is NOT code for "I need more choices to select from". __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Dear Traci; Did you ever notice that I in fact posted pictures of YOUR dogs? I was very sad that you did not see them before you logged off that day. Dear Moonliner, Sometimes, men DO speak in code. Honey, I think we should go to bed early tonight, can very often mean, Honey, I dont want to watch tv today, I would very much like to go to bed early and practice the horizontal tango with you. Sincerly, Ponine __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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09-05-2007, 11:01 AM	#385
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Dear HR supervisor and his lackey, If I have the information that tells me, steps A and B must be done before an employee reports to the site, and the site calls me and says, Hey, Teresa is here, and she has no ID #, to me that means, steps A and B are not done. When I tell you, Teresa is at work, but all the steps are not done, DO NOT take it upon yourselves to tell me that it is not my business. Either the steps are done, or she is not cleared to be around children. Plain and simple. YES, it is my business. The site called ME. You are not exempt from the system, and I know that you are not. You cannot change the rules to your whim and fancy, neither can I. FIX IT, dont tell me to not worry about it. Signed, VERY frustrated in payroll. __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Dear author of Violent Acres, I particularly loved your recent piece on the dangers of out-of-control children. Reminded me of my days working Indy, it really did. Well, except the part about the waitress getting 57 stitches. That really sucks. Keep writing! Morrigoon __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear co-worker, I respect your desire to eat 2 frozen meals at lunch time. I really do. But it is super duper rude to put one in the microwave and then put the other one in right after that - especially when there is a line and they take 7 minutes each to cook. Now, you may be able to eat a meal in 7 minutes but please, let the rest of us have a shot of the microwave too. Thank you, Your office. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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