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Gemini Cricket · 09-06-2007, 08:49 PM

It has been suggested that I specify what my type is. That way all the prospective Yentes out there can fix me up just right:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
4. Employed.
5. Ambitious.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
7. Must worship me.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
11. Cute smile.
12. Brains.

Is that so hard to find?

Not Afraid · 09-06-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by zapppop

So does that make him a Yentalman ?

That sounds like a band Nick Cave would be involved with.

Isaac · 09-06-2007, 08:55 PM

Is HE a yentalman ?

Gemini Cricket · 09-06-2007, 08:55 PM

My alternate plan is to become buff at the gym, get really rich and famous and become an absolute monster that all the men want.

But that takes so much time!

innerSpaceman · 09-06-2007, 09:01 PM

It would take less time than if you expect to get fixed up on the LoT.

€uroMeinke · 09-06-2007, 09:02 PM

What did you do with your cowboy?

Gemini Cricket · 09-06-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

What did you do with your cowboy?

Let's just say I saved a horse.

Just a fling...

Gemini Cricket · 09-06-2007, 09:07 PM

I even had this idea to become and alcoholic and then recover just so I could go to Chernabog's AA meetings. There are hot gay men there! But then my conscience wouldn't let me do it.

katiesue · 09-06-2007, 09:10 PM

I haven't been on a date since the 80's - I don't want to hear about it

€uroMeinke · 09-06-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I even had this idea to become and alcoholic and then recover just so I could go to Chernabog's AA meetings. There are hot gay men there! But then my conscience wouldn't let me do it.

The only requirement for being there is the desire to stay sober

09-06-2007, 08:49 PM	#31
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	It has been suggested that I specify what my type is. That way all the prospective Yentes out there can fix me up just right: 1. Sense of humor. 2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". 3. 32 to 42 yrs old. 4. Employed. 5. Ambitious. 6. Not too skinny, not too plump. 7. Must worship me. 8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! 9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. 10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... 11. Cute smile. 12. Brains. Is that so hard to find?
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09-06-2007, 08:55 PM	#33
Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	Is HE a yentalman ? __________________
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09-06-2007, 08:55 PM	#34
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	My alternate plan is to become buff at the gym, get really rich and famous and become an absolute monster that all the men want. But that takes so much time!
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09-06-2007, 09:01 PM	#35
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	It would take less time than if you expect to get fixed up on the LoT.
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09-06-2007, 09:02 PM	#36
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	What did you do with your cowboy? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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09-06-2007, 09:07 PM	#38
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I even had this idea to become and alcoholic and then recover just so I could go to Chernabog's AA meetings. There are hot gay men there! But then my conscience wouldn't let me do it.
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09-06-2007, 09:10 PM	#39
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	I haven't been on a date since the 80's - I don't want to hear about it __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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