Harumph!

MouseWife · 09-06-2007, 09:29 PM

That Guy~ that is true. GC, don't give up on that one! I've been to them, myself. I told them I had a drinking problem, every time I drink, I spill it on myself!! Corny but it is true!

RStar~ I don't get this about your aunt???

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-06-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

It has been suggested that I specify what my type is. That way all the prospective Yentes out there can fix me up just right:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
4. Employed.
5. Ambitious.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
7. Must worship me.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
11. Cute smile.
12. Brains.

Is that so hard to find?

*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.

Gemini Cricket · 09-07-2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.

Well, I didn't mean to rank them, but I can't be as tricky as I want to be if he's too brainy.

And, of course, there's a myriad of other qualities that I'm looking for that didn't even make the list. I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.

innerSpaceman · 09-07-2007, 10:14 AM

Oooh, fun with lists. I like this game. Let's see ...

1. Sense of humor. - um, YEAH. With all due nonhumility, I'd put my sense of humor above all my other senses.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". - Well, ok, NOT.
3. 32 to 42 yrs old. - Is that human years or what? I think everyone here knows my human years age means NOTHING in relation to my behavioral and spiritual age.
4. Employed. - Gainfully
5. Ambitious. - In all else that's not related to employment.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump. - I'm thin, but not too skinny.
7. Must worship me. - Well, I hold G.C. in the highest possible regard. That's two steps shy of worship ... but it's darn close.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! -

yes and

yes!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - hmmm, I do a laughable british accent. Does that count?
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Nope, one of your nonflamable gays here.
11. Cute smile. - sure

12. Brains. - tons of 'em.

(I've already told Brad I could fall for him in a big way .... if it weren't for one itty bitty item of incompatagayity.)

I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
- oh, have I ever mentioned my package is alarming?

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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Oooh, fun with lists. I like this game. Let's see ... 1. Sense of humor. - um, YEAH. With all due nonhumility, I'd put my sense of humor above all my other senses. 2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". - Well, ok, NOT. 3. 32 to 42 yrs old. - Is that human years or what? I think everyone here knows my human years age means NOTHING in relation to my behavioral and spiritual age. 4. Employed. - Gainfully 5. Ambitious. - In all else that's not related to employment. 6. Not too skinny, not too plump. - I'm thin, but not too skinny. 7. Must worship me. - Well, I hold G.C. in the highest possible regard. That's two steps shy of worship ... but it's darn close. 8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! - yes and yes! 9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - hmmm, I do a laughable british accent. Does that count? 10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Nope, one of your nonflamable gays here. 11. Cute smile. - sure 12. Brains. - tons of 'em. (I've already told Brad I could fall for him in a big way .... if it weren't for one itty bitty item of incompatagayity.) I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice. - oh, have I ever mentioned my package is alarming?
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