Harumph!

innerSpaceman · 09-07-2007, 10:14 AM

Oooh, fun with lists. I like this game. Let's see ...

1. Sense of humor. - um, YEAH. With all due nonhumility, I'd put my sense of humor above all my other senses.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". - Well, ok, NOT.
3. 32 to 42 yrs old. - Is that human years or what? I think everyone here knows my human years age means NOTHING in relation to my behavioral and spiritual age.
4. Employed. - Gainfully
5. Ambitious. - In all else that's not related to employment.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump. - I'm thin, but not too skinny.
7. Must worship me. - Well, I hold G.C. in the highest possible regard. That's two steps shy of worship ... but it's darn close.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! -

yes and

yes!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - hmmm, I do a laughable british accent. Does that count?
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Nope, one of your nonflamable gays here.
11. Cute smile. - sure

12. Brains. - tons of 'em.

(I've already told Brad I could fall for him in a big way .... if it weren't for one itty bitty item of incompatagayity.)

I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
- oh, have I ever mentioned my package is alarming?

09-07-2007, 10:14 AM	#1
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Oooh, fun with lists. I like this game. Let's see ... 1. Sense of humor. - um, YEAH. With all due nonhumility, I'd put my sense of humor above all my other senses. 2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". - Well, ok, NOT. 3. 32 to 42 yrs old. - Is that human years or what? I think everyone here knows my human years age means NOTHING in relation to my behavioral and spiritual age. 4. Employed. - Gainfully 5. Ambitious. - In all else that's not related to employment. 6. Not too skinny, not too plump. - I'm thin, but not too skinny. 7. Must worship me. - Well, I hold G.C. in the highest possible regard. That's two steps shy of worship ... but it's darn close. 8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! - yes and yes! 9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - hmmm, I do a laughable british accent. Does that count? 10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Nope, one of your nonflamable gays here. 11. Cute smile. - sure 12. Brains. - tons of 'em. (I've already told Brad I could fall for him in a big way .... if it weren't for one itty bitty item of incompatagayity.) I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice. - oh, have I ever mentioned my package is alarming?
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