Harumph! - Page 6

ozron · 09-07-2007, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy

Thanks, Kevy. Somebody had to say it.

Snowflake · 09-07-2007, 08:02 AM

1. Sense of humor.
Yes, in spades

2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
Sorry, only 5'4"

3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
46, too old

4. Employed.
Yes and making a decent wage, too.

5. Ambitious.
Depends

6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
Overly plump, I'm afraid

7. Must worship me.
I do, but I'm just a fag hag

8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type

9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
I'll take an Italian!

10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
Fine with me

11. Cute smile.
Some think so

12. Brains.
Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work

Is that so hard to find?
Apparently this week, yes.

Gemini Cricket · 09-07-2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.

Well, I didn't mean to rank them, but I can't be as tricky as I want to be if he's too brainy.

And, of course, there's a myriad of other qualities that I'm looking for that didn't even make the list. I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.

innerSpaceman · 09-07-2007, 10:14 AM

Oooh, fun with lists. I like this game. Let's see ...

1. Sense of humor. - um, YEAH. With all due nonhumility, I'd put my sense of humor above all my other senses.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". - Well, ok, NOT.
3. 32 to 42 yrs old. - Is that human years or what? I think everyone here knows my human years age means NOTHING in relation to my behavioral and spiritual age.
4. Employed. - Gainfully
5. Ambitious. - In all else that's not related to employment.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump. - I'm thin, but not too skinny.
7. Must worship me. - Well, I hold G.C. in the highest possible regard. That's two steps shy of worship ... but it's darn close.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! -

yes and

yes!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - hmmm, I do a laughable british accent. Does that count?
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Nope, one of your nonflamable gays here.
11. Cute smile. - sure

12. Brains. - tons of 'em.

(I've already told Brad I could fall for him in a big way .... if it weren't for one itty bitty item of incompatagayity.)

I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
- oh, have I ever mentioned my package is alarming?

JWBear · 09-07-2007, 10:21 AM

Sorry Brad, all our gay friends are partnered or lesbian.... with one exception. But I'm afraid he fails at least 4 of your requirements.

Gemini Cricket · 09-07-2007, 02:40 PM

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

katiesue · 09-07-2007, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

I call dibs!

innerSpaceman · 09-07-2007, 03:30 PM

G.C., you are under doctor's orders not to even type the word Brokeback.

Say 12 hail marys.

SzczerbiakManiac · 09-07-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Boy, am I disappointed in the LoT.
Here I am, all single and gay and available and no one has set me up with anyone yet.

Tell me about it honey!

RStar · 09-07-2007, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

Dibs on Michelle!

09-07-2007, 08:02 AM	#52
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	1. Sense of humor. Yes, in spades 2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". Sorry, only 5'4" 3. 32 to 42 yrs old. 46, too old 4. Employed. Yes and making a decent wage, too. 5. Ambitious. Depends 6. Not too skinny, not too plump. Overly plump, I'm afraid 7. Must worship me. I do, but I'm just a fag hag 8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type 9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. I'll take an Italian! 10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Fine with me 11. Cute smile. Some think so 12. Brains. Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work Is that so hard to find? Apparently this week, yes. __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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09-07-2007, 10:14 AM	#54
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Oooh, fun with lists. I like this game. Let's see ... 1. Sense of humor. - um, YEAH. With all due nonhumility, I'd put my sense of humor above all my other senses. 2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". - Well, ok, NOT. 3. 32 to 42 yrs old. - Is that human years or what? I think everyone here knows my human years age means NOTHING in relation to my behavioral and spiritual age. 4. Employed. - Gainfully 5. Ambitious. - In all else that's not related to employment. 6. Not too skinny, not too plump. - I'm thin, but not too skinny. 7. Must worship me. - Well, I hold G.C. in the highest possible regard. That's two steps shy of worship ... but it's darn close. 8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! - yes and yes! 9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - hmmm, I do a laughable british accent. Does that count? 10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Nope, one of your nonflamable gays here. 11. Cute smile. - sure 12. Brains. - tons of 'em. (I've already told Brad I could fall for him in a big way .... if it weren't for one itty bitty item of incompatagayity.) I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice. - oh, have I ever mentioned my package is alarming?
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09-07-2007, 10:21 AM	#55
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Sorry Brad, all our gay friends are partnered or lesbian.... with one exception. But I'm afraid he fails at least 4 of your requirements. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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09-07-2007, 02:40 PM	#56
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams... Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback. I'm just saying... he's available now.
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09-07-2007, 03:30 PM	#58
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	G.C., you are under doctor's orders not to even type the word Brokeback. Say 12 hail marys.
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