Dear:

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Dear Ponine,

Please come work for our payroll department. Free cookies and coffee (sorry, it's just Starbucks).

Signed,
CoasterMatt

Dear CoasterMatt,
Why do I fear that payroll for a major theme park and payroll for a large school district are very similar in stress levels?
Though you have cookies, I have no cookies. I am the provider of all sugar snacks and popcorn in my office.
Cookies would be a nice change.
How's the parking situation?

Ponine