Dear:

[AllyOops!]

Dear Michelle/Ally/Whatever the hell your name is:

You begin work at 7:30 a.m. You are supposed to be out by 3:30, although that never, ever happens. It's now 5:49. Plus, you refuse to take a break all day long. You love to push & punish yourself! However, if your'e going to sneak in posts, you have to have extra time to make up the work, right? Right. Plus, you don't like leaving any "undone" projects on your desk. However, it will never end. There is a tomorrow, God willing. I know, I know, no ball should be dropped on your time, you nutjob.

You'll be working until 8.

Oh, by the way, what do you call it when your eyes are so sleepy & dry that they feel like potato chips? Your eyes are burning, and while the all-natural drops you put in them made them feel so soothed for all of a moment, they then began to burn so badly that your boss had to ask you what was wrong when he heard you howling with squinted eyes.

Go home. You leave after 5 every damn day. And rest those eyes. I know your'e whole world is work these days, but there are other facets, too. Like friends. Remember those?

Reel it in, girlfriend!

~Mich..All..me