KFC + Salvation Army

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by AllyOops!

KFC makes my innards want to turn to dust. I swear, I taste beak (not that I know what beak even tastes like & all, but I'm gifted with chicken clairvoyance).

Um, Ally ... your chicken clairvoyance is on the fritz.


Beak is the only chicken thing you won't taste when eating KFC.

The birds' beaks are removed soon after hatching. It's the first in a long string of absolutely disgusting, gut-churning, heart-breaking elements of a foul's foul life before fast-food-supplying death.


Your innards should indeed want to turn to dust when eating KFC. Just not for the reasons you psychically perceived.