What happens when the Cone-Meinke's can't sleep

lashbear · 03-15-2005, 07:16 AM

Found It !!!! (Thanks to Corey Doctorow)

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AD (as remembered fondly by lashbear)

The cows and the sheep and the birds and the horses,
Are mooing and baaing and whistling and neighing.
Having lunch in the sun.
But Hugo and I are having none.
In the back seat, we sat, getting thinner.
A rumbling cry.
"Give us Kentucky Fried."
Time for dinner.

So Dad stopped the car,
And Hugo said "You go", but I said "No, you go"
And soon he was back with a pack.
And Dad hit the track.
And we ate in the back feeling better inside
A drive isn't funny with an empty tummy.
Thanks goodness for Kentucky Fried.

MerryPrankster · 03-15-2005, 09:15 AM

Palmolive dish washing liquid:

Madge the manicurist soaking her client's hand in Palmolive Liquid..."You're soaking in it!"

Beer jingles:

I remember singing this song the first time I got drunk...on Lowenbrau. That was a first and last for me. On Lowenbrau, that is.

"Here's to good friends...
tonight is kind of special.
The beer will pour...
must say something more, somehow.
So tonight...tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.

It's been so long...
hey, I'm glad to see ya'.
Raise your glass...
here's to health and happiness.
So tonight...tonight, let it be all the best."

Miller beer:

"If you've got the time...
we've got the beer -- Miller beer.
Miller tastes too good to hurry through.
But when it's time to relax -- Miller stands clear...
beer after beer.
If you've got the time..
we've got the beer -- Miller beer."

Schlitz:

"When you're out of Shlitz, you're out of beer." Am I imagining this, or was the jingle sung to the tune of Herb Alpert & The TB's "Tijuana Taxi"?

03-15-2005, 07:16 AM	#1
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	Found It !!!! (Thanks to Corey Doctorow) KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AD (as remembered fondly by lashbear) The cows and the sheep and the birds and the horses, Are mooing and baaing and whistling and neighing. Having lunch in the sun. But Hugo and I are having none. In the back seat, we sat, getting thinner. A rumbling cry. "Give us Kentucky Fried." Time for dinner. So Dad stopped the car, And Hugo said "You go", but I said "No, you go" And soon he was back with a pack. And Dad hit the track. And we ate in the back feeling better inside A drive isn't funny with an empty tummy. Thanks goodness for Kentucky Fried. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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03-15-2005, 09:15 AM	#2
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	Palmolive dish washing liquid: Madge the manicurist soaking her client's hand in Palmolive Liquid..."You're soaking in it!" Beer jingles: I remember singing this song the first time I got drunk...on Lowenbrau. That was a first and last for me. On Lowenbrau, that is. "Here's to good friends... tonight is kind of special. The beer will pour... must say something more, somehow. So tonight...tonight, let it be Lowenbrau. It's been so long... hey, I'm glad to see ya'. Raise your glass... here's to health and happiness. So tonight...tonight, let it be all the best." Miller beer: "If you've got the time... we've got the beer -- Miller beer. Miller tastes too good to hurry through. But when it's time to relax -- Miller stands clear... beer after beer. If you've got the time.. we've got the beer -- Miller beer." Schlitz: "When you're out of Shlitz, you're out of beer." Am I imagining this, or was the jingle sung to the tune of Herb Alpert & The TB's "Tijuana Taxi"? __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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