Kitten looking for a good home...

AllyOops! · 03-16-2005, 12:08 PM

Now I'm all heartbroken over the squirrels. And kitty.

I leave the squirrels lots of fresh peanuts, lined on my wall tops. They are so cute! They hop from nut to nut, eating happily with their little paws.

This is so typical me. I'm surprised I'm still alive. I try to befriend and snuggle everything in nature, even if it hisses & snarls at me.

LOVE ME, dammit!

I once saw a skinny coyote wandering around the lower hillside of my neighborhood. I felt so awful. I was on my way home from having dinner at my Grandpa & Grandma's house, and I had yummy leftover ham inside of my car. I almost pulled over to share with the coyote until I realized that the neighbors wouldn't appreciate that too much when the coyote's whole pack eventually moved into the land of ham, looking for seconds.

Yes, I'm clueless. I love animals & I just want them all to be fat & happy. I'm so sorry for the derail! I'm just swooning over all things furry & needed to share!

Oh, edited to add- I would always fear kitty getting out, BarTopDancer! That is how my neighbors lost their darling kitty. It's also how my roommate's parents lost their kitten.

Don't even get me started on the bobcat that prowls up here.

Nature is so cruel.

I should "accidentally" show my Mom this thread..

BarTopDancer · 03-16-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

It's also how my roommate's parents lost their kitten.

Don't even get me started on the bobcat that prowls up here.

Nature is so cruel.

Ya, I heard he married a hot redhead

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I should "accidentally" show my Mom this thread..

Ya, you should! I tried my parents already and they said no. Meanies.

AllyOops! · 03-16-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Ya, I heard he married a hot redhead

HOLY COW I JUST CHOKED!!!! Hahaha!!

I forgot about that Bobcat! How could I?!?! He, too, roams the neighborhood! Plus, I lease the hot redhead's house, and who could forget the entertaining plumbing fiasco when I moved in??? The hirsute Bobcat's I'm-sure-that-it's-his mystery curlies clogging my shower drain, thus resulting in a mass snaking.

Where is the gag me yack smiley when you need it??

03-16-2005, 12:08 PM	#1
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Now I'm all heartbroken over the squirrels. And kitty. I leave the squirrels lots of fresh peanuts, lined on my wall tops. They are so cute! They hop from nut to nut, eating happily with their little paws. This is so typical me. I'm surprised I'm still alive. I try to befriend and snuggle everything in nature, even if it hisses & snarls at me. LOVE ME, dammit! I once saw a skinny coyote wandering around the lower hillside of my neighborhood. I felt so awful. I was on my way home from having dinner at my Grandpa & Grandma's house, and I had yummy leftover ham inside of my car. I almost pulled over to share with the coyote until I realized that the neighbors wouldn't appreciate that too much when the coyote's whole pack eventually moved into the land of ham, looking for seconds. Yes, I'm clueless. I love animals & I just want them all to be fat & happy. I'm so sorry for the derail! I'm just swooning over all things furry & needed to share! Oh, edited to add- I would always fear kitty getting out, BarTopDancer! That is how my neighbors lost their darling kitty. It's also how my roommate's parents lost their kitten. Don't even get me started on the bobcat that prowls up here. Nature is so cruel. I should "accidentally" show my Mom this thread..
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