Happy Halloween !!!!

Ghoulish Delight · 10-31-2007, 03:49 PM

No hairy ass cheeks and fake sagging boobs with exposed fake saggy nipples at our halloween contest this year, mercifully. No particularly interesting costumes to speak of either.

Our department didn't enter a pumpkin into the carving contest this year thanks to what happened last year. It was straight out of an Office episode. Our boss all but demanded that someone carve one. He looked at it and decided it sucked, so he demanded someone else "fix" it (they shoved a couple circuit boards into the side of its head or something). Then, when it won a prize (I believe there were 5 pumpkins entered and 3 prizes given out), whined that he didn't get a share of the prize (literally telling anyone who made the mistake of listening that that pumpkin "sucked" and that the prize money should be split). I'm shocked that no one was clamoring for the opportunity this year.

10-31-2007, 03:49 PM	#11
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	No hairy ass cheeks and fake sagging boobs with exposed fake saggy nipples at our halloween contest this year, mercifully. No particularly interesting costumes to speak of either. Our department didn't enter a pumpkin into the carving contest this year thanks to what happened last year. It was straight out of an Office episode. Our boss all but demanded that someone carve one. He looked at it and decided it sucked, so he demanded someone else "fix" it (they shoved a couple circuit boards into the side of its head or something). Then, when it won a prize (I believe there were 5 pumpkins entered and 3 prizes given out), whined that he didn't get a share of the prize (literally telling anyone who made the mistake of listening that that pumpkin "sucked" and that the prize money should be split). I'm shocked that no one was clamoring for the opportunity this year. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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