Disneyland as a final resting place-

[mousepod]

Keith Olbermann had a great line about it:

Disney is reportedly searching for the woman so it can charge her for the price of an E-ternity ticket.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I've already made plans with iSm and zappp to have at least some of my ashes scattered somewhere outside of the Mansion at DL.

Hey, that's a great idea- to have your final resting place in the cemetary outside THM!

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

They circulate and filter the water continuously.

And THEN get tossed out with the filter into a dumpster. Either way you end up in a landfill, pecked to death by Seagulls.

So the garden areas are a better idea, I think. Perhaps we should befriend a landscape CM.....

[CoasterMatt]

Screw cremation, I want my corpse strapped to an easy chair, a couple thousand pounds of explosives around it- a big Burning Man style party for all my friends before I get blown to bits!

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by Nephythys

I mean come on- no matter where ashes are sprinkled they end up somewhere else. Washed away, blow away, swept up, and alll assortment of less than romantic ideas for resting places.

I think that's what people need to realize.

For example, ashes scattered in the ocean get gobbled up and pooped out by fish, sewage goes into the ocean, trash, etc.

Ashes scatted in the forest still get pooped on by animals, walked on by people, etc.

It's all a cycle. And I'm fine with it. Ash scattering and other funerary services are for the benefit of loved ones, not the deceased. It's a way for the loved ones to say good-bye and have closure.

For me, I want most of my cremains used for a kick-ass party via Angels Flight to the tune of "I'm Gone" from Disney Afternoon's "Talespin". (Yes, I want people laughing.) And, some of me shall be given to friends to carry with them to the places I've loved and scattered/dispersed as they see fit.

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Screw cremation, I want my corpse strapped to an easy chair, a couple thousand pounds of explosives around it- a big Burning Man style party for all my friends before I get blown to bits!

Lashbear: "Hi Guys, glad I could make it all the way from Aus to help celebrate the life of....

Coastermatt [strapped to explosive-laden easy chair]: BOOM!!!!!!!

Lashbear: "Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth...."

[wolfy999]

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

I think that's what people need to realize.

For example, ashes scattered in the ocean get gobbled up and pooped out by fish, sewage goes into the ocean, trash, etc.

Ashes scatted in the forest still get pooped on by animals, walked on by people, etc.

It's all a cycle. And I'm fine with it. Ash scattering and other funerary services are for the benefit of loved ones, not the deceased. It's a way for the loved ones to say good-bye and have closure.

For me, I want most of my cremains used for a kick-ass party via Angels Flight to the tune of "I'm Gone" from Disney Afternoon's "Talespin". (Yes, I want people laughing.) And, some of me shall be given to friends to carry with them to the places I've loved and scattered/dispersed as they see fit.

I'll make sure you are well taken care of....hehe....

[RStar]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Screw cremation, I want my corpse strapped to an easy chair, a couple thousand pounds of explosives around it- a big Burning Man style party for all my friends before I get blown to bits!

Matt, I have the number to a good phychatrist. Just PM me...

Originally Posted by lashbear

"Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth...."

Some people would call that a party!

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by lashbear

Lashbear: "Ewwwwww, I think I got some CM in my mouth...."

Would that be a bad thing?

[Mousey Girl]

Great, now I have an image of CM blowing up the same way as the whale in that news clip.