Is Our Lashbear a Ham Thief?

Moonliner · 12-04-2007, 02:59 PM

The Pshaw Of Iran

LashStoat · 12-05-2007, 04:17 AM

Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!!

OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer??????????

I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!!

Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel.

Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home.

I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable...

The Stoat.

lashbear · 12-05-2007, 04:31 AM

you promised never to tell my full name you stoatgia Borgia you !!

The hams are the donations from that collection we took at the Worlds Biggest Lashbear Meat, for the "Save The Leo Spincter & Give MBC Something Fun To PLay With" appeal. It's OK, they're long life cryovacced.

The Christmas puddings gone We gave it out to those two Otheipian trick or treaters on Halloween when we ran out of the ~~cat-sh1t~~ er, Kitty Litter Cake - remember?

Ham Icecream's OK - remember that Iron Chef we invited over made it for us. But it didn't last long as the Lice Collection got to it first. We just blew the little suckers off and served it up to the boss anyway !!

Got any Ham Frills dear? the Lace Cockrings we got in Tijuana will do if you can't find any others. Here's a picture.....

Kevy Baby · 12-05-2007, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by LashStoat

Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!!

OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer??????????

I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!!

Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel.

Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home.

I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable...

The Stoat.

Stoat:

You HAVE to post more often. MUCH more often.

katiesue · 12-05-2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Stoat:

You HAVE to post more often. MUCH more often.

I heartily concur!

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LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!! OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer?????????? I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!! Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel. Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home. I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable... The Stoat. Last edited by LashStoat : 12-05-2007 at 04:32 AM.
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12-05-2007, 04:31 AM	#3
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	you promised never to tell my full name you stoatgia Borgia you !! The hams are the donations from that collection we took at the Worlds Biggest Lashbear Meat, for the "Save The Leo Spincter & Give MBC Something Fun To PLay With" appeal. It's OK, they're long life cryovacced. The Christmas puddings gone We gave it out to those two Otheipian trick or treaters on Halloween when we ran out of the ~~cat-sh1t~~ er, Kitty Litter Cake - remember? Ham Icecream's OK - remember that Iron Chef we invited over made it for us. But it didn't last long as the Lice Collection got to it first. We just blew the little suckers off and served it up to the boss anyway !! Got any Ham Frills dear? the Lace Cockrings we got in Tijuana will do if you can't find any others. Here's a picture..... __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.** Last edited by lashbear : 12-05-2007 at 04:47 AM.
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