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		 I was Ninja for a short while today.  This woman took about 15 min. to notice I was looking at her boobs... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Pirates and Ninjas know how to party  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Beelzeboobs, Esq. 
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Oh that's right - Zombie, not Monkey.  It's been too long since I went loathing. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 "I have a package for you," spoke the woman in brown. Instinctively my eyes took a glance at her boobies. I smiled and nodded approvingly at both her words and the vision before me. But there were other things on my mind at the moment that I was more interested in. Could this finally be it? Is my Honey Baked Ham finally here, at my door, in the arms of a beauty? I accepted the package and gingerly shut the door. There was no way I could wait to open it in the kitchen. I had to do it right then and there. Gracefully I placed the box on the floor, drew my leatherman from the robe pocket, and scored the tape. "If only I could savor this moment," I thought as I rushed to open it. Wait, what's this? The Taco of the Month Club? What the...?  | 
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		 Is it just me, or does it seem like Pirate Bill has been here all the time? He just fits right in. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 You didn't actually read the entire 'Soooooo....' thread, did you? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I've sure missed Bill! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Bill, you are a treasure, no question! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			I agree with WB, he's been hanging with 3894 and joins the many creative writers on LoT. He's in good company! 
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		 Silly swankers, everyone knows pirates hate ninjas. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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