Jodie Foster Finally Comes Out! - Page 15

Gn2Dlnd · 12-15-2007, 12:10 AM

Yes, the "community" is in a quandary. It seems we've used up all the codes already, and we're stuck with boring old "top" or "bottom."

Wait, maybe it could be different colored hankies! And depending on the pocket it stuck out of it could mean different things! Or how about tapping your foot in a bathroom stall, it could be like morse code! Or winking! If I wink at you with my left eye it means I'm looking for a bottom, if I wink with my right, a top. Both eyes winking in rapid succession means I'm a dizzy queen who thinks he's Glinda the Good Witch.

Gays invented coded sexual messages. That's how we manage to cowardly hide in our closets and still get laid.

Ghoulish Delight · 12-15-2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I believe WWN is still being published. I am pretty sure I saw an issue at the store within the last couple of weeks.

Their web site appears to be still active.

They published the last print edition in August. They are continuing on the web only.

NickO'Time · 12-15-2007, 01:24 AM

I realize this is old news, but good for her. I always wondered why she stayed in hiding so long.

€uroMeinke · 12-15-2007, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Oh, and in my anecdotal world of little experience, most people are either one or they're the other, with as few as 20% being very versatile.

Really? I wouldn't think so - but I'm a straight guy

€uroMeinke · 12-15-2007, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

As long as we're asking questions / clarifying misconceptions, I still don't "get" sex between lesbians. I mean, with gay men, tab A goes into slot B or tab B goes into slot A. But girls? I don't get it. Sorry ladies, I don't see the appeal beyond appreciating looking at beautiful women.

My hearsay anecdotal experience is there is a wide variety of possibilities - some use appliances, other's shun then, mutual masturbation is always an option, and cunnilingus being an obvious choice.

blueerica · 12-15-2007, 02:12 AM

Speaking as someone who doesn't really know, I've always figured that being a lesbian was as much about the emotional attraction to females as the physical.

That, and I could go for a night of (good) oral just about any old time and I'd be a pleased woman. Maybe that's why I've always been open to the possibility of a female partner, even if it's not happened and I have a preference for males and their genitalia. I've been fairly blessed in the receiving department.

lashbear · 12-15-2007, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I'm gay. But it's no one else's business that I'm a bottom.

Fine. NOW you tell me?

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

As long as we're asking questions / clarifying misconceptions, I still don't "get" sex between lesbians. I mean, with gay men, tab A goes into slot B or tab B goes into slot A. But girls?

I think they use Tresca instead of Tab.

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Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

Wait, maybe it could be different colored hankies! And depending on the pocket it stuck out of it could mean different things! Or how about tapping your foot in a bathroom stall, it could be like morse code! Or winking! If I wink at you with my left eye it means I'm looking for a bottom, if I wink with my right, a top. Both eyes winking in rapid succession means I'm a dizzy queen who thinks he's Glinda the Good Witch.

Sweetheart, you KILL me.

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Originally Posted by blueerica

I've been fairly blessed in the receiving department.

so's Gemini Cricket, by the sounds of it !!

...I always remember the line from "Longtime Companion" where the guys mother asks "Dear, are you a Top or a Bottom?"

Kevy Baby · 12-15-2007, 07:47 AM

A friend of mine took care of his father as he got old and started getting a little senile (is that a politically correct term?). They would spend every Monday together.

One Monday, as they were strolling through Laguna, out of the blue (they had not been discussing anything near this topic), Dad asks, "So [son], what's it like to get fvcked up the @ss?"

How does one answer a question like that from their father?

SacTown Chronic · 12-15-2007, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

That's were you like to receive?

No wonder you and Mickey Lumbo are so close.

Pshaw. Nobody believes it ~~goes~~ would go down like that, not even you.

Gemini Cricket · 12-15-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

One Monday, as they were strolling through Laguna, out of the blue (they had not been discussing anything near this topic), Dad asks, "So [son], what's it like to get fvcked up the @ss?"

How does one answer a question like that from their father?

I'd say, "Well, Dad. Here, have a seat on this pointy fire hydrant."

I'm not sure if men who are Centers are always Centers and I don't know if men who are Quarterbacks are always Quarterbacks... but I for one an a Center. Yes, there are times when I get all "Grr, come here Tight End, you're gonna be my Wide Receiver." But for the most part I wait for the "Hike!" from a cute Brett Favre.

12-15-2007, 12:10 AM	#141
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Yes, the "community" is in a quandary. It seems we've used up all the codes already, and we're stuck with boring old "top" or "bottom." Wait, maybe it could be different colored hankies! And depending on the pocket it stuck out of it could mean different things! Or how about tapping your foot in a bathroom stall, it could be like morse code! Or winking! If I wink at you with my left eye it means I'm looking for a bottom, if I wink with my right, a top. Both eyes winking in rapid succession means I'm a dizzy queen who thinks he's Glinda the Good Witch. Gays invented coded sexual messages. That's how we manage to cowardly hide in our closets and still get laid. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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NickO'Time Missed it by that much.. Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 678	I realize this is old news, but good for her. I always wondered why she stayed in hiding so long. __________________ Yeah, right.
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Speaking as someone who doesn't really know, I've always figured that being a lesbian was as much about the emotional attraction to females as the physical. That, and I could go for a night of (good) oral just about any old time and I'd be a pleased woman. Maybe that's why I've always been open to the possibility of a female partner, even if it's not happened and I have a preference for males and their genitalia. I've been fairly blessed in the receiving department. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	A friend of mine took care of his father as he got old and started getting a little senile (is that a politically correct term?). They would spend every Monday together. One Monday, as they were strolling through Laguna, out of the blue (they had not been discussing anything near this topic), Dad asks, "So [son], what's it like to get fvcked up the @ss?" How does one answer a question like that from their father? __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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