Spam is the particleboard of meat - Page 2

Not Afraid · 01-14-2008, 10:59 PM

That's Lashbear's department.

blueerica · 01-15-2008, 12:21 AM

Watched an Unwrapped that had a feature on Head Cheese. Didn't make it any more appetizing.

On the other hand, while I don't eat Spam as a general rule, I have needed it before. And when you need to eat Spam, it tastes good.

Morrigoon · 01-15-2008, 01:09 AM

Alex likes to call it Stuff Posing As Meat.

Snowflake · 01-15-2008, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Peachy Keen

ooh, what about head cheese?

Already been discussed, and photographic evidence exists, it is as Blueerica said, Fruitcake of the Damned.

blueerica · 01-15-2008, 08:57 AM

Ha! Fruitcake of the Damned! I forgot about that...

JWBear · 01-15-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Pimento Loaf

That would be knotty pine.

Kevy Baby · 01-15-2008, 10:38 AM

Ya know, I have been thinking about this thread (for about 0.2 seconds) and realized that while particleboard may not be the high end of woods, it does account for a fair amount of construction in this country.

Heck, Ikea wouldn't even be in business if it weren't for particleboard.

Snowflake · 01-15-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Ya know, I have been thinking about this thread (for about 0.2 seconds) and realized that while particleboard may not be the high end of woods, it does account for a fair amount of construction in this country.

Heck, Ikea wouldn't even be in business if it weren't for particleboard.

So, is Ikea the Duncan Phyfe of cheap furniture?

Peachy Keen · 01-15-2008, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowflake

Already been discussed, and photographic evidence exists, it is as Blueerica said, Fruitcake of the Damned.

Yeeessss, that makes perfect sense

Peachy Keen · 01-15-2008, 08:29 PM

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)

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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Watched an Unwrapped that had a feature on Head Cheese. Didn't make it any more appetizing. On the other hand, while I don't eat Spam as a general rule, I have needed it before. And when you need to eat Spam, it tastes good. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Alex likes to call it Stuff Posing As Meat. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Peachy Keen Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 42	Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all If you're running low, go to the store Carry some money to help you buy more The tab is there to open the can The can is there to hold in the spam Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork) Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat) Spam in my office at work (it's the best) Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery meat If you need a spoon, keep one around Carry a thermos to help wash it down Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now Spam in my pantry at home (have some more) Think of expiration, better read the label (oh boy) Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best) Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold Now, once you start in, you can't put it down Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown The key is going to open the tin The tin is there to keep the spam in Oh, spam (spam) Ham and pork Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam (spam) It's the best Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it Spam in the place where I live (have some more) Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat) Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed) Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork) The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
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