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Disneyphile · 03-11-2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

So I went to Walmart to purchase some new socks and "underthings" as they are known to the worldly folks. I'd rather buy tampons and Vagisil then go up to the register with "underthings.

I keep reading this as "underthongs". No wonder why you blush.

JWBear · 03-11-2008, 09:53 PM

I want to see what kind of underwear you were buying that made you blush to purchase them.

Then again.... Maybe not.

alphabassettgrrl · 03-11-2008, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Deebs

Well, yeah - why do you think I asked?

Just trying to extend the good feelings of the day. We should all feel beautiful.

I'm in favor of anything that brings beautiful women within my circle.

::giggle::

You're sweet.

And you're beautiful.

You should feel beautiful.

Disneyphile · 03-11-2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

I want to see what kind of underwear you were buying that made you blush to purchase them.

This is what was caught on the security cameras:

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 03-11-2008, 10:46 PM

And the Wonder Woman set. The stars make my ass look smaller.

Sohrshah · 03-11-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

So I went to Walmart to purchase some new socks and "underthings" as they are known to the worldly folks. I'd rather buy tampons and Vagisil then go up to the register with "underthings.

Lucky for me Walmart has a register that is automated and you just do everything yourself. So I ring it up and put in the money and the "underthings" are secured in the bag when the register freeks out and a worker comes over.

So she comes over and starts with the flirting - "Oh you broke it -giggle" - bangs on the register, then from the bag falls the "underthings" with a thud.

I don't think I will go back to that Walmart now...

Dude, are we talking about underoos or rubbers, because either way, I don't get it? Am I just being thick?

I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!"

:P

wendybeth · 03-11-2008, 11:27 PM

Sorshah, you're a 'glass is half-full' kind of gal, right?

Me, too!

ozron · 03-11-2008, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sohrshah

I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!"

:P

I generally give the sheepish grin that says, "My old ones expired."

Sohrshah · 03-12-2008, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ozron

I generally give the sheepish grin that says, "My old ones expired."

Lol! Hey, I gotta grin when I'm lucky enough to get lucky! Then again, if I'M buying the condoms, what does that say for the guys who will have me?

I think we all just need a little PMA.

That's right. Positive Mental Attitude!

:P

Chernabog · 03-12-2008, 12:25 AM

A tip for everyone -- why spend $$ on condoms?

Go to a gay pride event, any gay pride event. Seriously. They hand em out in droves. You'll walk away with enough condoms and lube to last the entire year, and then some, even if you're a little slutty.

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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	I want to see what kind of underwear you were buying that made you blush to purchase them. Then again.... Maybe not. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	And the Wonder Woman set. The stars make my ass look smaller.
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Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	A tip for everyone -- why spend $$ on condoms? Go to a gay pride event, any gay pride event. Seriously. They hand em out in droves. You'll walk away with enough condoms and lube to last the entire year, and then some, even if you're a little slutty. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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