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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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I Floop the Pig
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"ZER-bee-ak"
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Obviously, that man wasn't Clay Aiken--his closet is too full.
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"ZER-bee-ak"
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Woman Calls Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car
That headline should have read, "Woman Calls Fire Department To Dislodge Her Head From Her Ass" |
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Worn Romantic
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Long Beach California
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I Floop the Pig
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We had to call AAA once when my friend, in such a hurry to get out of his car to make fun of me for leaving my lights on, locked his keys in his car. With the engine running. And the car in gear (emergency brake on).
When the locksmith arrived, we asked him if it was the dumbest call he'd ever been on. He decided that the lady who locked her keys in the car with the window rolled down got that prize.
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Lego
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080606/D914RJPO0.html
Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty Quote:
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Not Tref
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Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) ![]() j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?! |
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Just Me
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon
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ummm...immersed himself in the holding tank??? ewwwww!!!
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Chowder Head
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Yes
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What a headache: Man survives nail in skull
Retiree ‘still good friends' with man who accidentally shot him with nail gun Quote:
I've seen stories like this before, but it is still weird. X-Ray image spoilered for the squeamish Spoiler:
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