The Pope has passed away

AllyOops! · 04-02-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyD

In high school, we always called priests like that "Fr. Whatawaste".

In High School, one of my Religion instructors was Fr. Moore. Or, as I called him, Fr. "Gimmee Moore". I would always attend his Masses, and dreamily swoon. He was young and muscular, with a dark tan, and had piercing blue eyes. His nickname was "Clark Kent" because he looked exactly like Christopher Reeve in the Superman movies.

He was my first "grown-up" crush. I was so smitten that I almost joined the FISHING CLUB because he was head organizer. How romantic for us two, swept out to sea? Surely he would swoon right back when he saw me handle a tackle box ( and then proceed to stab myself to death with various, colorful hooks since I've never been fishing in my life

) When it came to Confession, I would avoid him at all costs. How could he fall in love with me if he knew all of my sins?

A schoolgirl crush on a Priest seems so taboo! I suffered from awful, awful guilt. A man of the Cloth is totally forbidden. There was absolutely no way I could ever entertain that thought without thinking I was a terrible person. Thornbirds much?

BarTopDancer~ I looked for pictures of Fr. Thomas Williams! If I find one, I'll post it for you, me & Mickey Lumbo!

I'm so sorry for derailing. I have been watching the Mass in honor of Pope John Paul II in the Dowtown Los Angeles Cathedral on KTLA, and catching whatever news I can. I'm sure there will be much more news at eleven o' clock.

Motorboat Cruiser · 04-02-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

I'm so sorry for derailing. I have been watching the Mass in honor of Pope John Paul II in the Dowtown Los Angeles Cathedral on KTLA, and catching whatever news I can. I'm sure there will be much more news at eleven o' clock.

CNN has PLENTY of coverage if you want more. I don't think they have covered anything else today.

MickeyLumbo · 04-02-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

In High School, one of my Religion instructors was Fr. Moore. Or, as I called him, Fr. "Gimmee Moore". .

Name · 04-02-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

When it came to Confession, I would avoid him at all costs. How could he fall in love with me if he knew all of my sins?

[Derail cont.]If the "sins" were juicy enough, you may have been doing him a favor, but that is just my state of mind right now.

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AllyOops! · 04-02-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Name

[Derail cont.]If the "sins" were juicy enough, you may have been doing him a favor, but that is just my state of mind right now.

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HOLY COW! I lost my voice, so when I burst out laughing, it came out as a hacking, painful, and wheezy gasp!

I was way too much of a Goody Two Shoes, Name! Sigh. If only I knew better! This could have been me..

"Father Moore, it has been a week since my last Confession and these are my sins: I never say no and I'm a demon (but not in a evil, sacreligious kind of way) in the sack. I'm also a latchkey kid with tons of free time and free spirited parents. I'll leave on the schoolgirl uniform, but I'll switch out the crested loafers for stillettos. The klassy kind. With the clear heels!"

I have hit my newest low.

I have taken the Pope Tribute thread and turned into a lewd sex fantasy. I'm going to hell.

Thank you, Motorboat Cruiser! For the first time ever, I'll be switching off Law & Order (gulp!) for CNN!

And grabbing my Rosary. I need to say about 20 after this post.

BarTopDancer · 04-02-2005, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

I have hit my newest low.

I have taken the Pope Tribute thread and turned into a lewd sex fantasy. I'm going to hell.

Everone mourns in their own way. You are not going to hell. But by some chance you end up there, rest assured you'll be in great company (some lady told me I was going to hell the other day)

Name · 04-02-2005, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

I have hit my newest low.

I have taken the Pope Tribute thread and turned into a lewd sex fantasy. I'm going to hell.

It'll be a hell of a party.

BarTopDancer · 04-02-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

[font=Georgia]A schoolgirl crush on a Priest seems so taboo! I suffered from awful, awful guilt. A man of the Cloth is totally forbidden. There was absolutely no way I could ever entertain that thought without thinking I was a terrible person. Thornbirds much?

Just cause they're forbidden doesn't mean they're not hot!

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BarTopDancer~ I looked for pictures of Fr. Thomas Williams! If I find one, I'll post it for you, me & Mickey Lumbo!

YAY!

Oh, don't mind Name. I'll try and contain him.

jdramj · 04-02-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

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BarTopDancer~ I looked for pictures of Fr. Thomas Williams! If I find one, I'll post it for you, me & Mickey Lumbo!

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I saw him on MSNBC. I'm sure they will replay it a few times tonight

AllyOops! · 04-02-2005, 11:01 PM

You guys are crackin' me up! I'm glad I'm not the only perverted mourner!

When doing a Yahoo Image search on Fr. Thomas Williams, an image of Bruce the shark from Finding Nemo popped up.

Odd, since they look nothing alike.

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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	You guys are crackin' me up! I'm glad I'm not the only perverted mourner! When doing a Yahoo Image search on Fr. Thomas Williams, an image of Bruce the shark from Finding Nemo popped up. Odd, since they look nothing alike.
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