New meaning to "Bulk" mailing...

[Kevy Baby]

For those interested in numbers:

Assuming that they qualify for QBRM status, they are paying from $0.385 - $0.430 per returned First Class mail piece in addition to annual and possibly quarterly fees. That is based on one ounce. Additional ounces are $0.17/ounce up to 13 ounces. Postcards would be less.

If they don't qualify for QBRM, they could be paying as much as $1.11 per returned one ounce piece. But the chances are pretty good that the annoying ones qualify for QBRM.

Am I putting you to sleep yet?

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

For those interested in numbers:

Assuming that they qualify for QBRM status, they are paying from $0.385 - $0.430 per returned First Class mail piece in addition to annual and possibly quarterly fees. That is based on one ounce. Additional ounces are $0.17/ounce up to 13 ounces. Postcards would be less.

If they don't qualify for QBRM, they could be paying as much as $1.11 per returned one ounce piece. But the chances are pretty good that the annoying ones qualify for QBRM.

Am I putting you to sleep yet?

So, in theory a 2lbs lead sheet fitted into the envelope would in fact do the trick?

Also what if we go the other way? let's say I attach a label to a helium balloon and mail it. Would I get a refund?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

So, in theory a 2lbs lead sheet fitted into the envelope would in fact do the trick?

The chances are that the lead would fall out of the envelope somewhere within the USPS, if it didn't jam a machine somewhere along the way.

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Also what if we go the other way? let's say I attach a label to a helium balloon and mail it. Would I get a refund?

You hold your breathe on that one

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

The chances are that the lead would fall out of the envelope somewhere within the USPS, if it didn't jam a machine somewhere along the way.
You hold your breathe on that one

What's your address?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

What's your address?

1313 S Harbor Blvd
Anaheim, CA 92802

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

1313 S Harbor Blvd
Anaheim, CA 92802

Thanks. One lighter than air package will be on it's way to you shortly, Mr. Grier.