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Kevy Baby · 04-24-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

Reminds me of this story that Keith Olbermann picked up on yesterday.

OMG

I didn't see it at first, but after reading the article (with its viewing instructions), its pretty damned funny.

Chernabog · 04-24-2008, 01:03 PM

^^ OK so the OGC thing is totally fracking hilarious!!!

Kevy Baby · 04-24-2008, 01:04 PM

I had to show a coworker what was funny about. "Here's the head, here's the legs, here's an arm and I'll let you figure out the rest."

JWBear · 04-24-2008, 03:14 PM

5:30 can not come fast enough. Every year I swear to myself that I will, henceforth and forever, take Bring You Child to Work Day off. Every year I forget the horror, and come to work. Will someone please hit me over the head with a large heavy object next April, and remind me to take it off!

There is one little girl, spawn of one of the staff here, who keeps coming to my office to stand in the doorway and glare at me with that look of utter condemnation that only a 3 year old girl can muster – as if all the injustices of her short life are being heaped on my shoulders. I keep turning and seeing her out of the corner of my eye; it’s like a scene out of a horror movie.

The one upside to this yearly festival of pain is that it reminds me of why I’m so lucky to be gay, and unlikely to breed.

Chernabog · 04-24-2008, 03:54 PM

"Shirley Temple Breaks Arm, Turns 80"

Yes, that's an actual headline from today. I'm still trying to figure out how breaking her arm aged her to 80, but okay.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-24-2008, 04:08 PM

Can you get it on a t-shirt?

Ghoulish Delight · 04-24-2008, 04:10 PM

I do love Engrish.com. This one made me laugh particularly hard.

Morrigoon · 04-24-2008, 04:47 PM

Why do I read the comments on news sites? I swear to god, they make the Disney sites look like Mensa meetings!

Kevy Baby · 04-24-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I do love Engrish.com. This one made me laugh particularly hard.

I love going back once in a while. Purusing, I saw this one:

RStar · 04-25-2008, 06:43 AM

I have no pictures, but I read about a sign in an airport (forget which one but pretty sure it was in Japan or China) that read

"We will be happy to send your lugage in all directions".

Sure, they are trying to help, but OMG!

04-24-2008, 01:03 PM	#20342
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	^^ OK so the OGC thing is totally fracking hilarious!!! __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I had to show a coworker what was funny about. "Here's the head, here's the legs, here's an arm and I'll let you figure out the rest." __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	5:30 can not come fast enough. Every year I swear to myself that I will, henceforth and forever, take Bring You Child to Work Day off. Every year I forget the horror, and come to work. Will someone please hit me over the head with a large heavy object next April, and remind me to take it off! There is one little girl, spawn of one of the staff here, who keeps coming to my office to stand in the doorway and glare at me with that look of utter condemnation that only a 3 year old girl can muster – as if all the injustices of her short life are being heaped on my shoulders. I keep turning and seeing her out of the corner of my eye; it’s like a scene out of a horror movie. The one upside to this yearly festival of pain is that it reminds me of why I’m so lucky to be gay, and unlikely to breed. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	"Shirley Temple Breaks Arm, Turns 80" Yes, that's an actual headline from today. I'm still trying to figure out how breaking her arm aged her to 80, but okay. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I do love Engrish.com. This one made me laugh particularly hard. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	I have no pictures, but I read about a sign in an airport (forget which one but pretty sure it was in Japan or China) that read "We will be happy to send your lugage in all directions". Sure, they are trying to help, but OMG! __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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