OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread - Page 31

Not Afraid · 04-02-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by NirvanaMan

Why is it that the only item outright ruled as a total impossibility relates to my inevitable inebriation?

DUH!

MouseWife · 04-28-2008, 09:41 PM

Okay, I have a question. About camping in general, not this trip persay.

In planning for our housekeeping camp trip, the hubster offered to bring a bottle of wine. I don't like wine but my mind wandered to other drinks.

But then I thought of me, a lightweight, after drinking and sleeping in a tent that has a shower curtain as a door....how do you guys feel about that and the bears?

I have a problem with bears. Problem as in fear. I was happy to get a riverside tent but then I thought that the bear probably like to go to the river for water??????

I'll probably sleep quite lightly...

Anyone have any ideas/help/stories?

Or is this subject taboo?

innerSpaceman · 04-28-2008, 09:51 PM

Yes, this subject is taboo. Black Dicks on White Men is perfectly fine though.

MouseWife · 04-28-2008, 09:59 PM

Well, I dunno. I think that people are more curious about the BD on WM and willing to talk it up.

Bears I think make people soooo nervous!!

Capt Jack · 04-28-2008, 10:16 PM

follow the rules they give you when you arrive and you shouldnt have a problem. no food in the tents, use the bear boxes, no trash left around etc.

in all the years Ive been camping Ive seen one, ever. I saw their tracks and could hear them off and on, but never eye to eye. and even it was miles from camp and ran when it spotted us.

worry more about running out of something you need (tp, water etc), as its far more likely.

Morrigoon · 04-28-2008, 11:33 PM

Everything scented in the bear box (this includes soap, cosmetics, etc.)

Not Afraid · 04-28-2008, 11:50 PM

EVERYTHING scented in the bair box - even thing you think smell bad. Sun tan lotion, food or drink, toothpaste, lip stick or chapstick - all of it needs to go into the bear box.

You may see a bear but I've seen more bears in the day time than in the night time. However, don't leave a bag of Dorritos next to your camp table or you'll be SURE to see a bear in the night. We did at Sequoia.

If you feel unsafe about bears, carry some sort of noise maker with you at all times. Banging pots and pans together is a good way to scare them off. Also, don't run and make yourself as large as possible.

Morrigoon · 04-28-2008, 11:55 PM

Yeah, if you can stand with others in a group that's good too.

MouseWife · 04-29-2008, 07:39 AM

Thank you, all of you, for your tips!!

It is that eye to eye, Capt Jack, that has me shaking! But, I will follow those rules and thanks NA, I will find something noisy to keep by me at all times!!

We will only be two people, so no group!!

I thought of bringing my sis and her two kids but those kids are snack eating machines and I don't think they would understand the rules.

I tell ya, going with kids, going without kids, I think it will be a bit more relaxed, no? I always worried about the kids falling behind and the fear of mountain lions.

Again, thanks you guys!

As for the food, on this trip I think we are not going to take too much. Being mothers day, I am expecting a nice dinner at the Mountain Room....

{not that I deserve it for abandoning my kids on mothers day!! I feel sooo bad about that...}

DreadPirateRoberts · 04-29-2008, 07:54 AM

MouseWife, as long as you can run faster than the slowest member of your family, you should be fine.

04-28-2008, 09:41 PM	#302
MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	Okay, I have a question. About camping in general, not this trip persay. In planning for our housekeeping camp trip, the hubster offered to bring a bottle of wine. I don't like wine but my mind wandered to other drinks. But then I thought of me, a lightweight, after drinking and sleeping in a tent that has a shower curtain as a door....how do you guys feel about that and the bears? I have a problem with bears. Problem as in fear. I was happy to get a riverside tent but then I thought that the bear probably like to go to the river for water?????? I'll probably sleep quite lightly... Anyone have any ideas/help/stories? Or is this subject taboo? __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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04-28-2008, 09:51 PM	#303
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Yes, this subject is taboo. Black Dicks on White Men is perfectly fine though.
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04-28-2008, 09:59 PM	#304
MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	Well, I dunno. I think that people are more curious about the BD on WM and willing to talk it up. Bears I think make people soooo nervous!! __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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04-28-2008, 10:16 PM	#305
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	follow the rules they give you when you arrive and you shouldnt have a problem. no food in the tents, use the bear boxes, no trash left around etc. in all the years Ive been camping Ive seen one, ever. I saw their tracks and could hear them off and on, but never eye to eye. and even it was miles from camp and ran when it spotted us. worry more about running out of something you need (tp, water etc), as its far more likely. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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04-28-2008, 11:33 PM	#306
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Everything scented in the bear box (this includes soap, cosmetics, etc.) __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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04-28-2008, 11:50 PM	#307
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	EVERYTHING scented in the bair box - even thing you think smell bad. Sun tan lotion, food or drink, toothpaste, lip stick or chapstick - all of it needs to go into the bear box. You may see a bear but I've seen more bears in the day time than in the night time. However, don't leave a bag of Dorritos next to your camp table or you'll be SURE to see a bear in the night. We did at Sequoia. If you feel unsafe about bears, carry some sort of noise maker with you at all times. Banging pots and pans together is a good way to scare them off. Also, don't run and make yourself as large as possible.
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04-28-2008, 11:55 PM	#308
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Yeah, if you can stand with others in a group that's good too. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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04-29-2008, 07:39 AM	#309
MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	Thank you, all of you, for your tips!! It is that eye to eye, Capt Jack, that has me shaking! But, I will follow those rules and thanks NA, I will find something noisy to keep by me at all times!! We will only be two people, so no group!! I thought of bringing my sis and her two kids but those kids are snack eating machines and I don't think they would understand the rules. I tell ya, going with kids, going without kids, I think it will be a bit more relaxed, no? I always worried about the kids falling behind and the fear of mountain lions. Again, thanks you guys! As for the food, on this trip I think we are not going to take too much. Being mothers day, I am expecting a nice dinner at the Mountain Room.... {not that I deserve it for abandoning my kids on mothers day!! I feel sooo bad about that...} __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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04-29-2008, 07:54 AM	#310
DreadPirateRoberts Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,483	MouseWife, as long as you can run faster than the slowest member of your family, you should be fine.
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