Doing magic in front of muggles... - Page 3

JWBear · 05-09-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Puff Nuggets

Well, "It's On" now.

Spells to Be Cast at Anti-Marine Rally in California
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354689,00.html

I hope everyone there has been practicing their kegel exercises or whatever they need to do to block the powers of these witches, warlocks and homeless people.

Why should we? (And kegel exercises? WTF??) Many of us happen to agree with their stance on this ridiculous war.

lashbear · 05-09-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Puff Nuggets

Spells to Be Cast at Anti-Marine Rally in California
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354689,00.html

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Originally Posted by Fox News

Members of the pro-troops group Move Forward America came armed with packages of salt, which they spread around the recruiting station to keep the Marines safe from spells. The group's Web site implored members to bring brooms to "mock the anti-American witches of Code Pink."

Can salt really stop spells ? can any wiccans please explain ? or is it more of a placebo for those inside the salt [ring]

Kevy Baby · 05-09-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Can salt really stop spells ? can any wiccans please explain ? or is it more of a placebo for those inside the salt [ring]

Ironically, salt is used in the CASTING of spells. Theoretically, casting a circle of salt could protect one from spells from others, but

The person must actually cast the circle of protection, not just pour a circle of salt (having a condom with you is not protection if it remains in you pocket while intercoursing)
A protection spell is kind of a moot point against a protection spell

lashbear · 05-09-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

a person must actually cast the circle of protection, not just pour a circle of salt (having a condom with you is not protection if it remains in you pocket while intercoursing)

so, do you wear the condom while casting the salt ?

See, my humour's dry too...

Kevy Baby · 05-09-2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

See, my humour's dry too...

Naw: its pretty moist.

JWBear · 05-09-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Can salt really stop spells ? can any wiccans please explain ? or is it more of a placebo for those inside the salt [ring]

Salt is a traditional protection against evil; not that I consider what the witches are doing to be evil.

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Originally Posted by lashbear

so, do you wear the condom while casting the salt?...

Depends on whether or not you're doing sex magic.

blueerica · 05-09-2008, 01:55 PM

Speaking from knowing him, I am pretty sure he knows what kegel exercises are, and just about as certain that you've taken the rest of the sentence slightly too seriously.

And, for the record, while I more-or-less agree with their (Code Pink's) stance on the war, I think the point of humor is that they're casting spells to end the war, or so the headline infers.

Why is it that we sometimes just assume people don't know what they're saying, rather than taking a step back to look at the brighter side of life?

JWBear · 05-09-2008, 03:43 PM

Well, I don't know him. I could only go by what he wrote. If there was humor or sarcasm involved, it went completely over my head. It sounded, to me, that he was opposed to these women's efforts and supports the war.

The WTF was because I still don’t see WTF kegel exercises have to do with it.

Cadaverous Pallor · 05-09-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

If there was humor or sarcasm involved, it went completely over my head. It sounded, to me, that he was opposed to these women's efforts and supports the war.

The WTF was because I still don’t see WTF kegel exercises have to do with it.

Um, it has nothing to do with it, it's a joke. Yes, it did go over your head. I thought it was funny.

Alex · 05-09-2008, 04:16 PM

Now now, everybody knows (or should) that strong vaginal muscles are vital to repelling witches and homeless people. It doesn't actually work on warlocks, though, with them all you can hope for is enough strength that they get stuck until they promise to leave you alone.

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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Speaking from knowing him, I am pretty sure he knows what kegel exercises are, and just about as certain that you've taken the rest of the sentence slightly too seriously. And, for the record, while I more-or-less agree with their (Code Pink's) stance on the war, I think the point of humor is that they're casting spells to end the war, or so the headline infers. Why is it that we sometimes just assume people don't know what they're saying, rather than taking a step back to look at the brighter side of life? __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Now now, everybody knows (or should) that strong vaginal muscles are vital to repelling witches and homeless people. It doesn't actually work on warlocks, though, with them all you can hope for is enough strength that they get stuck until they promise to leave you alone.
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