OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

You have to bring your own bear box as well as your own bear to keep in it.

Oh ho. You're lying. Google says that bear boxes are already at the campsite. Or on female bears. See, this is crazy stuff that mainlanders have at their campsites. You don't see anyone in Hawai'i getting attacked by cougars, bears and coatimundis do you?

You laugh now, but I may very well be the best camper around. I may be the only one left at the end of the trip without bear or cougar bites on their arms and legs.

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Oh ho. You're lying. Google says that bear boxes are already at the campsite. Or on female bears. See, this is crazy stuff that mainlanders have at their campsites. You don't see anyone in Hawai'i getting attacked by cougars, bears and coatimundis do you?

You laugh now, but I may very well be the best camper around. I may be the only one left at the end of the trip without bear or cougar bites on their arms and legs.

I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.

That just sounds wrong and X-rated.

[Gemini Cricket]

Some campers at KOA campsites have signs outside their RVs. Wood signs usually that you can get from Knott's Berry Farm or someplace like that.
They'll read: "Jim-Tom and Annie Fishcrease from Azusa, CA."
Are we going to make one for our campsite?

Here's an example:

[Morrigoon]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Some campers at KOA campsites have signs outside their RVs. Wood signs usually that you can get from Knott's Berry Farm or someplace like that.
They'll read: "Jim-Tom and Annie Fishcrease from Azusa, CA."
Are we going to make one for our campsite?

Here's an example:

All that hard work only to have a glaring grammatical error...