Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [use spoiler tags, please]

LashStoat · 06-02-2008, 06:52 AM

SusieAnne Krellingshaw, aged 11.5, of Arkansas, is currently studying script writing at the Arkansas Heights lower junior school. Topping her class with the well-renowned article she wrote on “Whale Bacon”, SusieAnne is tipped to be the screen writer for the next Indiana Jones blockbuster.

In her own words, SusieAnne says that “Indiana Jones in the Archeological Monument and Object with Mystical Powers will depart from the previous four titles in that the 'Object' will in fact be a soft burrito"…and she’s insistent that it be a real one.

Even at the tender young age of 11.5, Ms. Krellingshaw “sees the world as a rather aggressive, silicon-obsessed place”. To counter this, Indiana will grace our screen sporting a soft burrito in most scenes – including the most romantic scene where his walking frame snags the edge of a rug and Marion catches his burrito in her false teeth.

As for the “Archeological Monument” – SusieAnne isn’t saying much…but yours truly is laying money on the Mexican Stand at L.A Airport.

06-02-2008, 06:52 AM	#11
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	SusieAnne Krellingshaw, aged 11.5, of Arkansas, is currently studying script writing at the Arkansas Heights lower junior school. Topping her class with the well-renowned article she wrote on “Whale Bacon”, SusieAnne is tipped to be the screen writer for the next Indiana Jones blockbuster. In her own words, SusieAnne says that “Indiana Jones in the Archeological Monument and Object with Mystical Powers will depart from the previous four titles in that the 'Object' will in fact be a soft burrito"…and she’s insistent that it be a real one. Even at the tender young age of 11.5, Ms. Krellingshaw “sees the world as a rather aggressive, silicon-obsessed place”. To counter this, Indiana will grace our screen sporting a soft burrito in most scenes – including the most romantic scene where his walking frame snags the edge of a rug and Marion catches his burrito in her false teeth. As for the “Archeological Monument” – SusieAnne isn’t saying much…but yours truly is laying money on the Mexican Stand at L.A Airport. Last edited by LashStoat : 06-02-2008 at 07:03 AM.
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