Lashpair Grand USA & Canada Tour 2009

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear Ms. Pallor,

Firstly - smooch.

You are so adorable. SMOOCH!

Secondly - Is a Coachella a:

a) type of soda-pop?

Coachella - goes down smooth on a summer day, full of get-up-and-go!

b) side-car for a pumpkin-styled coach?

All this year's models have this as an option

c) blunt instrument used in native circumcisions?

Um......yeah no joke there

d) game-play move used in baseball?

"He could. go. all. the. waaaayyyyy......NO! Denied by the centerfielder's UNBELIEVABLE Coachella maneuver. Definitely a golden glove nominee, eh Bob?"

e) any of the above when stoned?

Duuuude. That's what I was thinking! Trip out!!



In answer - a Coachella is one of the only things on earth that could actually interfere with a LashPair trip.