Miscellaneous Movie Musings

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 06-18-2008, 05:05 PM

Also watched Gone Baby Gone. Ben Affleck, no more leading roles for you! Either you're behind the camera working hard boiled magic as a director, or you shine briefly like a shooting star in a small supporting role. Continue to let your brother take the lead, because clearly directing is your calling.

Maybe your first attempt at directing a feature length film wouldn't have been as successful if you hadn't starred in all those pieces of poop in which you were also poop. And though I'd like to be a big enough person to forgive you the poop, I cannot. I just cannot forgive you. But I will likely pay to see your next movie in theaters.

About the end of Gone Baby Gone.

Spoiler:

06-18-2008, 05:05 PM	#11
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Also watched Gone Baby Gone. Ben Affleck, no more leading roles for you! Either you're behind the camera working hard boiled magic as a director, or you shine briefly like a shooting star in a small supporting role. Continue to let your brother take the lead, because clearly directing is your calling. Maybe your first attempt at directing a feature length film wouldn't have been as successful if you hadn't starred in all those pieces of poop in which you were also poop. And though I'd like to be a big enough person to forgive you the poop, I cannot. I just cannot forgive you. But I will likely pay to see your next movie in theaters. About the end of Gone Baby Gone. Spoiler: If the birth mother is a ****heel, screw her. He should have left that kid with Morgan Freeman. EVERYONE LOVES MORGAN FREEMAN. Every neglected/abused child would want Morgan Freeman for a father, dammit.
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