Drinking toast-

[Nephythys]

here is a toast I would like translated-

here's the the men, God bless them
worst of my sins I confess them
In loving them all
be they great or small
so here's to the boys, God bless them

and-

Here's to me.
Here's to you.
Here's to the guys we fvck and screw.
Here's to them for fvcking us over,
and here's to us for never being sober!

and-

Here's to the men we love
Here's to the men that love us
And if the men we love don't love us
Fvck them and here's to us..

and....

It's not the length.
It's not the size
It's how often he can make it rise.