My infant daughter doesn't look enough like a whore, what can I do?

[LashStoat]

I once saw a TV-forum style show where Mothers (note: no Fathers) were defending the whole beauty pageant culture that seems to have taken an incredibly strong foothold in the USA. They even had toddler boys doing the bump and grind a la Chippendales.

IMO (nsfw & Pageant Mothers - do not read) ...

Spoiler:

It was really disturbing on so many levels...the Mothers dress like absolute uber-whores; you can see them living their ambitions through these kids.

The kiddy-porn pedophilia crowd must think it a freakin' smorgasbord. Few things in life disgust me to the core...but this part of American culture is beyond the pale.

...and then there was Jonbenet - and even that didn't drive the message home.

Couldn't these bored middle-American housewives just buy a fvcking cabbage patch doll and knock 'emselves out with the whole makeup and clothing rig??? Hell, they could even have sex with them and nobody would care.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.